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mineral1
WA
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mineral1
WA, 4564 posts
25 Nov 2009 4:52pm
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See how far we can go with this topic.
Just add one (1) (thats no more than one, per post, per member)
Thats as, or its as Handy as..... item. Keep it clean and the funnier the better
Like: "Thats as Handy as
a wooden leg in a bush fire
"
Mark _australia
WA
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Mark _australia
WA, 23651 posts
25 Nov 2009 4:56pm
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Does it have to be "handy" - or any typically Aussie simile will do?
wormy
QLD
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wormy
QLD, 679 posts
25 Nov 2009 6:57pm
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as handy as being handed the breakfast menu before your midnight hanging
poor relative
WA
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poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
25 Nov 2009 4:59pm
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As handy as a really really really handy thing
doggie
WA
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doggie
WA, 15849 posts
25 Nov 2009 5:13pm
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Mark _australia said...
Does it have to be "handy" - or any typically Aussie simile will do?
WTF is your avatar mark?
getfunky
WA
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getfunky
WA, 4485 posts
25 Nov 2009 5:18pm
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As handy as waiving to a one-armed bloke at the urinal next to you.
poor relative
WA
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poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
25 Nov 2009 5:19pm
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as handy as a chocolate teapot
Mark _australia
WA
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Mark _australia
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25 Nov 2009 5:27pm
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doggie said...
Mark _australia said...
Does it have to be "handy" - or any typically Aussie simile will do?
WTF is your avatar mark?
Y'all have to guess.
handy as an ashtray on a motorbike
Richiefish
QLD
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Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
25 Nov 2009 7:44pm
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boardshorts over a wet suit....
doggie
WA
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doggie
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25 Nov 2009 5:57pm
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Mark _australia said...
doggie said...
Mark _australia said...
Does it have to be "handy" - or any typically Aussie simile will do?
WTF is your avatar mark?
Y'all have to guess.
handy as an ashtray on a motorbike
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tell me mark!!! [}:)] its not an ashtray!
shannon8888
NSW
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shannon8888
NSW, 517 posts
25 Nov 2009 9:24pm
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he is as handy as two men short
poor relative
WA
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poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
25 Nov 2009 6:27pm
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as handy as mudflaps on a speedboat
thommo 000
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thommo 000
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25 Nov 2009 6:29pm
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handy as tits on a bull....spewin bout using my 1 post on that one, but thats all i got
Mark _australia
WA
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Mark _australia
WA, 23651 posts
25 Nov 2009 7:42pm
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handy as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest
Gestalt
QLD
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Gestalt
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25 Nov 2009 9:44pm
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as handy as tits on a bull
Mark _australia
WA
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Mark _australia
WA, 23651 posts
25 Nov 2009 7:47pm
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ummm... gestalt...... ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Gestalt
QLD
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Gestalt
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25 Nov 2009 9:49pm
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bugger, that's my favourite saying, i really should learn to read.
ok,,,,
as handy as a blind man in a strip club
nick0
NSW
510 posts
nick0
NSW, 510 posts
25 Nov 2009 10:51pm
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as handy as a left handed screw driver
doggie
WA
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doggie
WA, 15849 posts
25 Nov 2009 7:56pm
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Gestalt said...
bugger, that's my favourite saying, i really should learn to read.
ok,,,,
as handy as a blind man in a strip club
yea but he could smell it................................
NotWal
QLD
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NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
25 Nov 2009 10:10pm
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doggie said...
Gestalt said...
bugger, that's my favourite saying, i really should learn to read.
ok,,,,
as handy as a blind man in a strip club
yea but he could smell it................................
As handy as a squirt of Vicks up the nose of a blind man in a strip club :)
NotWal
QLD
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NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
25 Nov 2009 10:12pm
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As handy as a rubber shovel.
sausage
QLD
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sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
25 Nov 2009 10:13pm
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As handy as a frozen GT-31
Mark _australia
WA
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Mark _australia
WA, 23651 posts
25 Nov 2009 8:28pm
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handy as a chocolate kettle
nick0
NSW
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nick0
NSW, 510 posts
25 Nov 2009 11:45pm
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as handy a a rock melo helmet for a kitten ?
mineral1
WA
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mineral1
WA, 4564 posts
25 Nov 2009 10:28pm
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Handy as a wrought iron hang glider
cisco
QLD
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cisco
QLD, 12365 posts
26 Nov 2009 10:55am
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As Hady as... a nod or a wink to a blind man.
doggie
WA
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doggie
WA, 15849 posts
26 Nov 2009 9:11am
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nick0 said...
as handy a a rock melo helmet for a kitten ?
Hahahahaha lol ect...........
windaddict
VIC
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windaddict
VIC, 1121 posts
26 Nov 2009 12:45pm
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As handy as a fishnet condom
Gestalt
QLD
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Gestalt
QLD, 14955 posts
26 Nov 2009 12:04pm
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as handy as a sieve on a leaky boat.
Wineman
NSW
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Wineman
NSW, 1412 posts
26 Nov 2009 1:16pm
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As handy as a Round Tuit.......
Gotta find it so I can start painting spare bedroom
think it just blew away in the N/E seabreeze...GTG
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
26 Nov 2009 1:32pm
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As handy as a G-rated porn flick!
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