Diver said...Funky
Like your footy tipping - there is always next year.
I have been told that people do actually live north of Mozzie Park and that it is still part of Australia. But there is a rumour going round that Duncraig had been annnexed to South Africa due to a large wave of arrivals courtesy of a people smuggling operation fronted by South African Airways. Is this true?
Further more I am told that these people reckon that they are the best BBQ'ers in the world, but i reckon with my Prawns and your chicken they wouldn't stand a chance.
In the meantime a couple of watermelons Klum style...
No chance of drowning with floaties like those.

What a nice watermelon salad they would make. Sprinkle with nuts?
Can't confirm any of your SA theories Diver, anyway I gotta go so I can check my cor in the corpork.