yeah i did that ages ago... did not wanna have to fork out $3500, imagine the summer one foot fun you'd have before the wind picks up...

thanks lads, got a good laugh out of that session! Cant wait for the response from our nutty professor

Ok you butch of mutant kangourou, go paddle board with a carbon fiber padle **** and imagine yourself hot. We here in Québec have the most advance society and we created Céline Dion and Cirque du Soleil. Now i creat homo, **** sports like Mayak and a new shark wave killing machine for one ball cyclist osborner australian Bozo. know what, Australia is banned form importing my creations, i will never ever go there, i prefer my frends in Brazil, they are catholiks and have respects for us and the work that represents Research and developement.
So onces again go **** yourself .

I dont need to go to a contry where i ask for a frend and got insulted instead. I dont have to go to Australia. I can stay right here and make my buisness.
You guys dont get it. I see the beach as a big sand box where there is room for everybody to have a good time and you polarised the situation right away .
You make competition right away with padle boards and watever.
No wonder you suported war in Iraq .. Anglos sees everything as a war. i am seeiking frends to have a good time experimenting my toys and you see me as a treath to your eternel adolescent pride right away. To bad for you .
I am avorting my project to go to australia. When you spit in the air it always come back to you .

Nope all my gysmos can be used in small waves situation and have no engene. I dont like seadoos also, I Even told the designer in Cheef of Bombardier recreative that's the brother of my ex-girlfrend to go and **** hymself and dig a big hool and berry in the ground those dam seadoo **** that are used by puped up legspreaded egopowered 30 years old with a beer belly.

can I cycle this brilliant machine to the beach?

Quebecoismen said...

Nope all my gysmos can be used in small waves situation and have no engene. I dont like seadoos also, I Even told the designer in Cheef of Bombardier recreative that's the brother of my ex-girlfrend to go and **** hymself and dig a big hool and berry in the ground those dam seadoo **** that are used by puped up legspreaded egopowered 30 years old with a beer belly.

Did you ex girlfriend dump you because she thought you were crazy by any chance?

poor relative said...

Quebecoismen said...

Exactly, i call this sport a gay sport and i am sponsoring a very sexy transexual in Montréal. Oum told you that sports as to be extreme all the time. I created a new homo **** sport that really fun alright smart head .

So will you be contributing to the site given your promoting your product ?
and.....

This is note gay, it's just plain bozo. These guys dont have sexual attraction for each other. loll

Quebecoismen said...

You add me i am wipping out .

Can I suggest using Babelfish, I've got no clue what your trying to say.

Bit like this:

Vos conceptions pourraient travailler à un lac mais elles très probablement ne fonctionneront pas dans une coupure australienne de plage

Not perfect mind you but the general point gets across

Sum of the funniest stuff Ive seen for a while, yes I have no life............

Quebecoismen said...

Nope all my gysmos can be used in small waves situation and have no engene. I dont like seadoos also, I Even told the designer in Cheef of Bombardier recreative that's the brother of my ex-girlfrend to go and **** hymself and dig a big hool and berry in the ground those dam seadoo **** that are used by puped up legspreaded egopowered 30 years old with a beer belly.

Hey ease up.....don't go knockin an Aussie icon like the beer belly (beer gut, we prefer, or verandah for the little head).

And a little advice....you'd do so much better around here if you stop telling people to go **** themselves.....my opinion only.

Hey Laurie,
let the guy back in that was funny!

Isnt that what aussies do best? Take the p155 outta everyone and everything even our best mates?

Greenroom said...

Isnt that what aussies do best? Take the p155 outta everyone and everything even our best mates?

especially them