Hy Australia .
I am a french Canadian inventor and i am looking for Australian Frends to test my
invention the first ever surfing bicycle.
Take a look at my site: yogakayak.com
Thanks

yeah, i'll even pay postage if that interests you.

Yeah and you teach me to ski .

Are the Mayak girls going to come down and show us how to use them

Good grief....its looks like the bastard child of a goat boat and peddalo, no offense....if these things take off will we be infested with paletons of guys in lycra that think they are in the tour de france??

Funny thing is the "surf bike" has been around for a while and he's not the first one to "invent" it

Perhaps look at getting your website fixed, or at least a youtube link that works....


...(just a suggestion)

keep them on the flatwater please!!!!!!!!!! we dont want to see these things in the waves thanks.

Tux said...

Good grief....its looks like the bastard child of a goat boat and peddalo, no offense....if these things take off will we be infested with paletons of guys in lycra that think they are in the tour de france??

There is room and buisness for everybody stupid, up your nose

you guys crack me up.

typical french canadian response! mate you may have to learn a thing or two about surf culture, stand yp paffle boards are the new hated on the beaches, let alone these things. Great fro the riverrs etc, but not in the waves.

So please before you go telling people to go f--- themselves, come along and try riding one of your machines at any local break in oz and see what response you get.

Quebecoismen said...

md74 said...

keep them on the flatwater please!!!!!!!!!! we dont want to see these things in the waves thanks.

Know what,,,, Go **** your self, the ocean is for everybody, Bozo.

Confusious say "May who cannot smile should not go into business". Imagine claiming warranty!

run someone over in the surf with one of those and you will find it can easily be rectally inserted.

The Grinch said...


A bike crossed with a canoe.. fantastic idea.

I wonder what attire one should wear whilst piddling (can't use pedal or Paddle these have already been taken).

And Francoise. Get a sense of youmer!

Something along these lines???

There once was a man from Quebec, who was buried in snow to his neck, when asked " are you friz?" He replied "Yes I is" "But we don't call this cold in Quebec!

laurie said...

Quebecoismen said...

md74 said...

keep them on the flatwater please!!!!!!!!!! we dont want to see these things in the waves thanks.

Know what,,,, Go **** your self, the ocean is for everybody, Bozo.

Confusious say "May who cannot smile should not go into business". Imagine claiming warranty!

They were exactly my thoughts Lozza.
What a way to start a business. He comes into a very heavily populated Australian forum, read by most water users, wanting to sell his nutty professor contraption and then starts swearing and carrying on like a troll... Read his original post...

Hy Australia .
I am a french Canadian inventor and i am looking for Australian Frends to test my
invention the first ever surfing bicycle.
Take a look at my site: yogakayak.com
Thanks

Allow me to make a reply for the rest of Australia... go **** yourself bozo
Damn Im funny

Also here is a quote from DL in the Seabreeze.com.au surfing forum...

Interesting choice of name.

From Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayak:

Mayak is a nuclear fuel reprocessing plant between the towns of Kasli and Kyshtym 72 km northwest of Chelyabinsk in Russia. The plant is in the Ozersk central administrative territorial unit, formerly known as Chelyabinsk-40, later as Chelyabinsk-65, and part of the Chelyabinsk Oblast.

Working conditions at Mayak resulted in severe health hazards and many accidents, with a serious accident occurring in 1957. In the past 45 years, about half a million people in the region have been irradiated in one or more of the incidents, exposing some of them to more than 20 times the radiation suffered by the Chernobyl disaster victims.

This is a photo of me and Barbie at Rotto back in the 80's
Took it around to Stricko's. FULLY SICK MATE!

i been trying to find one of those aqua-tricycle things like in greenies photo for ages and ages... anyone have any idea where to find one...?