I was stopped... the handlebars went in to the leg that was supporting me (stopped).
If I had been riding on the road, I would already be dead.
My average cycling speed: 15kmh
Average car speed: 70kmh
Average pedestrian speed: 5kmh
Car density on sydney roads for 100m: 20 cars + trucks + buses
People density on footpath for 100m: 0.08 people
Your chances of being hit on the road vs footpath are like... hmm... virtually guaranteed given the speed differential.
Sure if you can ride at 60kmh you'll be better off... otherwise your RIP.
PS: My hip hurts now too

... just imagine what a car would feel like!