Woodo said...

FormulaNova said...

Mr. No-one said...

BCF, when your the only one in the shop and they say " Security to section ....."

BCF do that too? Supercheap auto do it too, and it only makes me want to steal something!

They don't have enough people that want to serve you, let alone a 'security' team... who are they kidding?

You do know that's just a pre recorded voice that comes over the PA at certain time intervals. There is nobody actually watching you.

Yeah found that out but when I first went there I looked around after the announcement and was the only one there, the same thing happened the next time so never went back for years until recently.

When you're parked at the traffic lights and the person in the car next to you has their finger buried up to the second knuckle up their nose. What is it with people that when they drive they seem to have an urgency to pick their nose. Use a tissue please.

Also hate people who are late to turn off their high beams, so turn mine back on just before they pass.
The World Free Sports commentator, " Wusty Wenolds, the Wally ca dwiver fwom Wussia who won his fwost wally wace on Fwiday takes to the suwf ".
Over the top gay celebrities.

my pet cat hates having a bath

Beaglebuddy said...
Any smokers like to chime in?

As an ex smoker (nearly 5 years) I never flicked butts out the window. Some smokers understandably don't want a car that stinks so they don't use the ashtray but using the environment as their ashtray instead is just not on. What I did was keep a 600ml coke bottle under the seat and use that - cheap airtight and disposable when full.

I hate seeing butts go out the window - if I see someone flicking ash out the window I'll stay behind rather than pass, if they flick the butt I'll immediately give my horn a good long blast, and my car has a loud air horn. Might at least guilt them into thinking twice next time.

If I suddenly stop posting here, you know a road rage incident got me, and it started with a ciggie butt.

blower vacs

Back to Yanks again sorry

They can't tell a story (something that happened to them previously) in the PAST tense. They tell everything in the present tense.
I just caught the end of the miraculous escapes programme on telly, and some woman was saying "...and I am looking at it, knowing that I am going to hit it..."
No you dropkick it happened 10yrs ago = PAST tense.
Grrr bloody Seppos.

Media and reporters who label every earthmoving machine a "Bulldozer"
Regardless if it is an "excavator, front end Loader, a track type tractor, a skid steer loader or a telli handler.
A Bulldozer is the blade on the front of a track type tractor ya bloody dropkicks!!!

mineral1 said...
Media and reporters ........

That will do.

kiteboy dave said...

Beaglebuddy said...
Any smokers like to chime in?

As an ex smoker (nearly 5 years) I never flicked butts out the window. Some smokers understandably don't want a car that stinks so they don't use the ashtray but using the environment as their ashtray instead is just not on. What I did was keep a 600ml coke bottle under the seat and use that - cheap airtight and disposable when full.

I hate seeing butts go out the window - if I see someone flicking ash out the window I'll stay behind rather than pass, if they flick the butt I'll immediately give my horn a good long blast, and my car has a loud air horn. Might at least guilt them into thinking twice next time.

If I suddenly stop posting here, you know a road rage incident got me, and it started with a ciggie butt.

Every smoker I have ever met assures me they never throw their butts on the ground. Not sure how that works Try it next time you are discussing smoking with a smoker
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Rex said...

Scotty88 said...
"Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, oi, oi, oi"

Hate that bogan chant.

+ 1000, I cringe when I hear it, all I hear is "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, oink, oink, oink"

Worse still, hearing it while overseas.

People who walk around naked in the changing room.
It's a changing room not a homo prancing catwalk, put a towel around you!

^^ that ****s me to tears.

Modern packaging.

when an inocent fart touches cloth

and when in a mind numbing meeting and you think you can let a quiet one go to relieve a bit of pressure and it takes out your board of directors. True story. All i could do was stand up and claim it with pride. We had to move the meeting to another room even after a short break.