there's nuthin worse than the phrase "there's nuthin worse than"

a customer here just avoided stepping in a puddle and said "there's nuthin worse than" water in your shoes.

I'm sure the people of Toowoomba would settle for a little water in their shoes right now.

I have visions of repressed starving diseased sudanese refugees ducking for cover from rebel fire while collecting water from a poisoned muddy well, all having a laugh at Aussies saying... "we might die here, but it could be worse...... we could have fresh water in our shoes HA HA HA AHHH HA HA"

"they reckon"....who the f*#k are "they"?

When you are having a conversation with someone who finishes your sentences for you......you know the ones.... and sometimes they finish the sentence with some sh1t that doesn't even make sense........dont finish my fkn sentences please[}:)]

Cassa said...



And spineless prime ministers who do nothing about the Japanese killing whales.

Why don't the Japanese simply build Whale farms?

We, as WASP's, have Cattle farms, Veal Farms, Pig Farms, Deer Farms, Chicken Farms, Turkey Farms, Trout farms, Oyster farms, Scallop farms, Salmon farms, Shrimp farms, Tuna farms and so on and so forth.

I'm not anti-Whale, I hold no grudge against the simple beast, in fact I admit I am a little ignorant about what it is in fact that the Whale contributes to the hydrosphere , apart from keeping Whale Watching operators solvent , trainee pilots a chance to get their hours up, terminally ill children some respite from their grim predicament, 60's acid casualties sooothing background music in their Alternative Healing practice waiting rooms and Oil Companies the US$15.00 per second expense when the gentle, somewhat annoyingly inquisitive creatures choose to loiter around offshore operations during well logging/perforating operations. (next time you complain about petrol prices, apportion some of the blame to the Whale)

I like cows, and I have fond memories of spending time on a relative's farm as a child amongst the cows, sheep, pigs, chickens etc but I sure as hell am not becoming vegetarian any time soon.

The French wouldn't think twice about eating a retired Melbourne Cup Winner, one of our national emblems makes for a pleasant meal once marinated, so what is the big deal about the Japanese dabbling in a bit of tasty Whale meat?

Heaven forbid, Bear Gryls promotes eating Squirrel on a Stick (lets face it, Squirrels, especially Twiggy the Water Skiing Squirrel, are rather nice little critters, much nicer than Cats) so what is all the fuss about?

I've eaten Whale and it was far tastier than Man's Best Friend, has a low GI, is high in Omega 3 and goes very well with Saki.

I'm sure if young Jessica Watson was drowned after hitting a Whale you would change your tune.

I say Put some Pork on Your Fork, A Shrimp on the Barbie, Eat Australian Lamb and Put some Whale on the Weber

I hate people who don't shake their leg when they're sitting down. How can they be so still?? It's like sitting next to a carcass!

poor relative said...

I hate people ........

.........who drop in
wave snakes


the rest are OK

Going into the bakery for a well earned meat pie and choccie milk, paying way too much and then they charge you 25 cent for sauce.Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

people who insist on signing their posts
when People who use the word 'of' instead of 'have'
when people who spell the word 'ridiculous' ; 'rediculous' , so much of that in the last 12 months its ridiculous
Ignorami
Church of AGW
Cyclists

I love dogs. I hate dog owners.

Pick up your dog's sh.it. Take it home. Wrap it properly and put it in your own bin.

Keep you dog on a leash unless in a leash free area. Your dog does need exercise and entertainment. Don't be a lazy sh.it. Take it to a leash free area and give it the care and attention it deserves.

You do not have your dog under voice control. You just think you do. You're deluded.

Your dogs does bark all day when you are not there. You are a cruel and callous bastard with no feelings for your dog or your neighbours. The poor animal is bored sh.itless and your neighbours are plotting your murder.

If you really loved dogs you would not own a dog unless you were prepared to give it the care and time it deserves.

Paying huge vet bills doesn't count. That's just a self-guilt trip to fool yourself that you are a loving dog owner. What it really takes is time and effort.

anyone who starts a new thread here that's just a link to youtube.

No other comments, no relevance.

It's weak.

the old saying (you miss it the wind was better earlier)..........they go home (thank god ) and you sail with it cross offshore till dark with a couple of your mates with it glassy smooth and firing

You are making them nervous.. nutbag

GlenMorangie said...

There was this guy who sat at the desk opposite mine at work. He was quite large, but not massively obese. He would shake his leg up and down, all day. Our office is a demountable donga sort of thing. His desk was in the centre of the span between the supports. The whole building would vibrate as his leg shaking matched the resonant frequency of the building. My computer monitors would shake back and forth. Cracks have opened up in the floor. It drove me insane.
Fatty Shaker left some time ago and we got a new bloke. I told him how Fatty Shaker used to shake his leg. Turns out the new guy does it too...

I occasionally work with a highly strung dude who does that too. Puts me right off. Take a p!ss or calm the fk down FFS.



I hate..
My wife's stoopid, opinionated, stoopid, ignorant, stoopid, wasteful, stoopid, spoilt, stoopid friend. Aaarrgghhh! Please let an astoroid take the stoopid cow out in blazing glory!!

Oh and i-plodders that walk/drive/cycle right out in front of you and looked surprised that anyone else existed in that same time/space dimension.