My bike
I brought it over from the UK, cos nobody would buy it there... but I'm a true Aussie thinker, so I'm all in favour of Day Glow ****** wear.
I think we should have 4 number plates and have to pay 4x rego too... 1 for each side.
We should have to wear helmet, gloves, knee guards, elbow guards, and
Huggies so when the f@rkers spring from behind the bushes cos you were going donkey speed in a retarded turtle zone and you sh!t yourself, you don't soil your f@rking day glow homo wear. Imagine that brown stain, it will make you near invisible to the average Aussie.
Neck braces, jackets with airbags, and helmets with cool gel should also be made compulsory... but only those that are extra expensive cos they have some retarded Oztralian Standard sticker.
Now that we're at it... ALL bikes must be painted in day glow colours, and have an extra high brake light so truckers can see it, and we can sit on it in-between rides.