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I'm getting married in about 3 hours

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busterwa
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busterwa busterwa
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10 Mar 2011 7:38pm
Congratulations green .. so whos the lucky guy?
SandS
SandS
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SandS SandS
VIC, 5904 posts
10 Mar 2011 10:51pm

well...have you put the bins out yet!!!!!

dont forget to mow the lawns

your late home tonight

darling ive got some good news

can you fit this harness to the car

help me fold this pram

i think that nappie needs changing

can you pick xxxx up from child care before 6pm

theres a parent teacher night at 7pm

can you drive xxx to xxxx,s house

can you pickup xxx from xxx,s house

xxx needs to drive to clock up hours



sorry have to sleep now more later
cisco
cisco
QLD
12365 posts
cisco cisco
QLD, 12365 posts
10 Mar 2011 10:25pm
Congratulations Green, you deserve a Pat if you did not follow some of the above advice and flee before the knot was tied.

I hope you did what I did before I got hitched and told her that divorce will never be an option.

It is still working for me after 23 years and the ladies get a nice secure feeling out of it too.

Congratulations again and I wish you all the success in married life that you deserve.

Cheers Cisco.
seafever17
seafever17
WA
360 posts
seafever17 seafever17
WA, 360 posts
10 Mar 2011 9:42pm
Im going the same way in 2 weeks. Bride to be reckons I will make a great first husband
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23652 posts
10 Mar 2011 10:30pm
Pat, WTF?

You have now been married for 6 hrs. Plenty of time for a ceremony, dinner and a shag..
And you have not been back to seabreeze even just to check the forecast

elmo
elmo
WA
8891 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8891 posts
10 Mar 2011 11:08pm
Congrats Mate, all the best for a long ad happy future

Well at least til the first dozen kids come along and stuff it all up
Chris6791
Chris6791
WA
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Chris6791 Chris6791
WA, 3271 posts
10 Mar 2011 11:10pm
Geez Mark can you leave the guy alone, he is probably busy trying to squeeze another kite into his bag for the honeymoon.
myusernam
myusernam
QLD
6158 posts
myusernam myusernam
QLD, 6158 posts
11 Mar 2011 9:48am
byf said...

Just rememeber the one food that puts women off sex the most is wedding cake


t's also the most calorie rich food known to man. Stunner to one tonner.

onya pat.
Zed
Zed
WA
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Zed Zed
WA, 1274 posts
11 Mar 2011 11:26am
GreenPat said...

Just felt like sharing.


Say goodbye to blowjobs!
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
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GreenPat GreenPat
QLD, 4103 posts
11 Mar 2011 2:14pm
Well I'm back online again, had a bit of a sleep in this morning and had a few errands to run this morning.

Thanks for all the well-wishes. It was a good day and a good party afterwards. Packing for the honeymoon now and we're off to the Maldives tomorrow morning. No kites in the luggage, but if there had been any chance of wind there would have been. I wonder if I can get a session in this afternoon as compensation?
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
doggie doggie
WA, 15849 posts
11 Mar 2011 1:12pm
GreenPat said...

Well I'm back online again, had a bit of a sleep in this morning and had a few errands to run this morning.

Thanks for all the well-wishes. It was a good day and a good party afterwards. Packing for the honeymoon now and we're off to the Maldives tomorrow morning. No kites in the luggage, but if there had been any chance of wind there would have been. I wonder if I can get a session in this afternoon as compensation?


I wouldnt think so
maxm
maxm
NSW
864 posts
maxm maxm
NSW, 864 posts
11 Mar 2011 5:38pm
doggie said...

GreenPat said...

Well I'm back online again, had a bit of a sleep in this morning and had a few errands to run this morning.

Thanks for all the well-wishes. It was a good day and a good party afterwards. Packing for the honeymoon now and we're off to the Maldives tomorrow morning. No kites in the luggage, but if there had been any chance of wind there would have been. I wonder if I can get a session in this afternoon as compensation?


I wouldnt think so


Not of any kind. You're married now.
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
doggie doggie
WA, 15849 posts
11 Mar 2011 2:51pm
maxm said...

doggie said...

GreenPat said...

Well I'm back online again, had a bit of a sleep in this morning and had a few errands to run this morning.

Thanks for all the well-wishes. It was a good day and a good party afterwards. Packing for the honeymoon now and we're off to the Maldives tomorrow morning. No kites in the luggage, but if there had been any chance of wind there would have been. I wonder if I can get a session in this afternoon as compensation?


I wouldnt think so


Not of any kind. You're married now.


I think you have sum stuff to pack, get to it!!
GypsyDrifter
GypsyDrifter
WA
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GypsyDrifter GypsyDrifter
WA, 2371 posts
11 Mar 2011 3:38pm
GreenPat said...

Well I'm back online again, had a bit of a sleep in this morning and had a few errands to run this morning.

Thanks for all the well-wishes. It was a good day and a good party afterwards. Packing for the honeymoon now and we're off to the Maldives tomorrow morning. No kites in the luggage, but if there had been any chance of wind there would have been. I wonder if I can get a session in this afternoon as compensation?


I thought the Maldives was a windy place...well thats what I had heard
felixdcat
felixdcat
WA
3519 posts
felixdcat felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
11 Mar 2011 3:48pm
It is not because the now (she) master said that there will be no wind in the Maldives that you should blindly take that for the truth!
Pack your kitemate![}:)][}:)]
getfunky
getfunky
WA
4485 posts
getfunky getfunky
WA, 4485 posts
15 Mar 2011 11:09am
GreenPat said...

Well I'm back online again, had a bit of a sleep in this morning and had a few errands to run this morning.

Thanks for all the well-wishes. It was a good day and a good party afterwards. Packing for the honeymoon now and we're off to the Maldives tomorrow morning. No kites in the luggage, but if there had been any chance of wind there would have been. I wonder if I can get a session in this afternoon as compensation?


Always wise to read the fine print before the contract is signed.

No kiting for you matey!

Poor bugger signing off on the windiest week in aaaggggeeess. Good thing she is a keeper.

Stocking up on the karma points for sure.
FlySurfer
FlySurfer
NSW
4460 posts
FlySurfer FlySurfer
NSW, 4460 posts
15 Mar 2011 2:19pm
Has she made off with your stuff yet?
If not all the best.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
15 Mar 2011 3:53pm
Has your wife found out?
tightlines
tightlines
WA
3509 posts
tightlines tightlines
WA, 3509 posts
15 Mar 2011 5:43pm
That was you getting photo's taken on the beach when we were doing a Swanny-Brighton downwinder wasn't it.....am I in the wedding photo's.
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
Mr. No-one Mr. No-one
WA, 921 posts
15 Mar 2011 7:02pm
Congrads GreenPat, does this mean it's over between us?
Jukebox
Jukebox
NSW
155 posts
Jukebox Jukebox
NSW, 155 posts
15 Mar 2011 10:14pm
Congrats
I hope your honeymoon goes like an old tele




4 wobbly legs and a worn out knob
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4103 posts
GreenPat GreenPat
QLD, 4103 posts
23 Mar 2011 12:25pm
tightlines said...

That was you getting photo's taken on the beach when we were doing a Swanny-Brighton downwinder wasn't it.....am I in the wedding photo's.


Yeah that was us. Turns out the wind was a bit stronger than the forecast that day, good for you guys but not so good for the girls in the bridal party. I think there was only one kiter who was close enough to make it into the photos, will check who it was when I get them. What kite were you on?

Just got back from the honeymoon Monday, and had a day away from the computer yesterday. Back to the daily grind now...
superskoof
superskoof
12 posts
superskoof superskoof
12 posts
23 Mar 2011 12:45pm
RIP
busterwa
busterwa
3782 posts
busterwa busterwa
3782 posts
23 Mar 2011 1:56pm
tightlines
tightlines
WA
3509 posts
tightlines tightlines
WA, 3509 posts
23 Mar 2011 9:02pm
GreenPat said...

tightlines said...

That was you getting photo's taken on the beach when we were doing a Swanny-Brighton downwinder wasn't it.....am I in the wedding photo's.


Yeah that was us. Turns out the wind was a bit stronger than the forecast that day, good for you guys but not so good for the girls in the bridal party. I think there was only one kiter who was close enough to make it into the photos, will check who it was when I get them. What kite were you on?

Just got back from the honeymoon Monday, and had a day away from the computer yesterday. Back to the daily grind now...


Ha ha, I thought it was!!!

Yeah there was only two of us in the area at the time, I was on a Switch Method, think it would have been my 7, which is red, black & white, Vishy was with me on an Airush, think it may have been red.

Congratulations mate, lots of guys having a dig here but it is nice to have someone to come home to at the end of the day......you know...when it's too dark to kite.
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