I have reached a new level of stupid

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landyacht
landyacht
WA
5921 posts
WA, 5921 posts
3 Nov 2012 1:58pm
I was too lazy to put a honda brushcutter back on the roofrack last week at work , chucked it in the rubbish trailer instead, tipped trailer at rubbish tip without checking , and drove off. $500 and less than a year old,
had to buy a brand new one next day
could even abuse the offsider for f***ing up
GypsyDrifter
GypsyDrifter
WA
2371 posts
WA, 2371 posts
4 Nov 2012 1:02pm
theDoctor said...


stopping after a surf one day with a mate in the car to get some fuel for the silver bullet.

filling up an some mates who were also returning fro a surf, turn up and start using the pump across from me.

it's middle of summer and we're all standing shooting the breeze and this car of young lovelies turn up and start to refuel their car.

we're all talking and move into the servo to line up and pay

I notice the security cam behind the cashier, flick from a view of the pumps, to a view of the counter from the door to a view of the customer line from behind the counter.

i keep watching as we're all talking and making our way towards the cashier and every third flick of the camera view I see our group

then I notice me

and something on the front of my shorts

i wait for the monitor to flick round again

and I see it on the front of my shorts again

I talk over the top of everyone to get their attention and point them towards the monitor and when it flicks to a view of us, I say 'there, see it on the front of my shorts, what is it'

when one of the girls says 'it's your penis' and points to the front of my pants

I'd been going commando since getting changed from the surf, and my fly had been down and miniDoctor had been poking out saying 'hi' the whole time



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