Man! Ya shoulda sold tickets!
I would have paid money to see that.
And pithed mythelf laughing all the way through.

Scotty88 said...
Just to clarify, it was one of those portaloo's right ?

yup. The entire toilet lifted up and there was a tray full of crap, piss etc..

Zed said...

Scotty88 said...
Just to clarify, it was one of those portaloo's right ?

yup. The entire toilet lifted up and there was a tray full of crap, piss etc..

I bet ya had the sh1ts. Sorry terrible I know.

That's a proper iron man comp. Did you win? :)

Grose A good bath in a tub of detol would be on the top of the list.

^^^^ thankgod that was in dutch other wise I would never have understood it

stopping after a surf one day with a mate in the car to get some fuel for the silver bullet.

filling up an some mates who were also returning fro a surf, turn up and start using the pump across from me.

it's middle of summer and we're all standing shooting the breeze and this car of young lovelies turn up and start to refuel their car.

we're all talking and move into the servo to line up and pay

I notice the security cam behind the cashier, flick from a view of the pumps, to a view of the counter from the door to a view of the customer line from behind the counter.

i keep watching as we're all talking and making our way towards the cashier and every third flick of the camera view I see our group

then I notice me

and something on the front of my shorts

i wait for the monitor to flick round again

and I see it on the front of my shorts again

I talk over the top of everyone to get their attention and point them towards the monitor and when it flicks to a view of us, I say 'there, see it on the front of my shorts, what is it'

when one of the girls says 'it's your penis' and points to the front of my pants

I'd been going commando since getting changed from the surf, and my fly had been down and miniDoctor had been poking out saying 'hi' the whole time

smicko said...
What and you didn't just look down to see what it was???

He did say mini doctor, maybe the camera had a zoom lense

I stupidly hid my car keys in a hole at the base of a tree while surfing .......Came back to find them covered in a heap of European wasps . .......Very painful

smicko said...
What and you didn't just look down to see what it was???

the tittle of the thread is "I have reached a new level of stupid"

sorry to have to explain it to you smicko

Have you gone this low on the Darwin scale..??

^^^^I thought you said you don't post on weekends

^^^^^ keep smiling doggie..at least it is raining.....well down here anyways

I carefully removed a ( s bend ) from below a laundry tub once and then tipped its contents down the drain of the same tub.

Scotty88 said...

doggie said...

Scotty88 said...
^^^^I thought you said you don't post on weekends

Im at frickin work, I dont normally do that on weekends either

Bummer.

And once I leave here I go home to putting a new cloths line up [}:)] that means digging a frickin big hole and filling it with quickset, man I hope it rains soon