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CMC
CMC
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5 Oct 2011 3:16pm
I'm keeping my eye on my local beachie for the right conditions.

I wonder if a Tutu will work?

I'll look pretty good dancing up and down the beach jumping in the air waiting to be lifted by the waves.

Do you think it would work better if I reduce my weight by not wearing anything other than the tutu?
seafever17
seafever17
WA
360 posts
WA, 360 posts
5 Oct 2011 1:19pm
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I'm trying to learn the language and decipher meanings of swell, tides and wind direction - please be patient.



Join the club Missellie, Join the club.....



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.....was a professional dancer who was able to combine a leap in the air with single and double pirouettes and time it so that the air expelled by the wave caught under her skirt and ballooned it out - this meant that the weaker waves held her in place longer than usual at the apex of her leap and the strongest ones lifted her higher. The number of rotations she could get from the strongest waves was mindblowing.


For this one you need to post in the kitesurfing forum
missellie
missellie
6 posts
6 posts
5 Oct 2011 2:51pm
Can anyone define "big swell" please?? If I'm looking for head height waves or over, what kind of numbers am I looking for in the graphs?? Thanks for all the help so far.
Woodo
Woodo
WA
792 posts
WA, 792 posts
5 Oct 2011 3:01pm
CMC said...

I'm keeping my eye on my local beachie for the right conditions.

I wonder if a Tutu will work?

I'll look pretty good dancing up and down the beach jumping in the air waiting to be lifted by the waves.

Do you think it would work better if I reduce my weight by not wearing anything other than the tutu?


Surely any weight reduction would be an advantage.
Perhaps if you paired up with a buddy and skipped holding hands along the shoreline
this would double your chances of some airtime!
BulldogPup
BulldogPup
6657 posts
6657 posts
5 Oct 2011 3:17pm
Ah 'missie , you're a Pup heartbreaker
Big Swell = Big Waves (GOOD)
Reading Graphs = Frustration.(can be better to listen to radio station surf report or better a mate already out there to text you that it's sweet)
BabaORiley
BabaORiley
WA
434 posts
WA, 434 posts
5 Oct 2011 3:24pm
Anywhere from Secrets to Madora on about a 2meter swell, look for where wave lines on sand are furtherest towards dunes and hang around for sets. Be sure to follow safe landing proceders while up there.
BabaORiley
BabaORiley
WA
434 posts
WA, 434 posts
5 Oct 2011 3:26pm
BabaORiley said...

Anywhere from Secrets to Madora on about a 2meter swell, look for where wave lines on sand are furtherest towards dunes and hang around for sets. Be sure to follow safe landing proceders while up there.


Make that more like 3meter + swell actually
Poida
Poida
WA
1922 posts
WA, 1922 posts
5 Oct 2011 3:31pm
try city beach or floreat beach for shore dumpers
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
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5 Oct 2011 6:34pm


I can't wait for this video of the flying dress woman doing pirouettes.
Can't. Wait.
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
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5 Oct 2011 8:22pm
CMC
CMC
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CMC CMC
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5 Oct 2011 7:34pm
Woodo said...

CMC said...

I'm keeping my eye on my local beachie for the right conditions.

I wonder if a Tutu will work?

I'll look pretty good dancing up and down the beach jumping in the air waiting to be lifted by the waves.

Do you think it would work better if I reduce my weight by not wearing anything other than the tutu?


Surely any weight reduction would be an advantage.
Perhaps if you paired up with a buddy and skipped holding hands along the shoreline
this would double your chances of some airtime!


Yes, I considered that. 2 x "Buddies" in the nude except for Tutu's dancing on the beach holding hands. The 'lift' from the waves would feel great, maybe tingly as well!

Lucky I live on the Gold Coast, that kind of thing would hardly raise an eyelid around here.
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
5 Oct 2011 5:43pm
CMC said...

Woodo said...

CMC said...

I'm keeping my eye on my local beachie for the right conditions.

I wonder if a Tutu will work?

I'll look pretty good dancing up and down the beach jumping in the air waiting to be lifted by the waves.

Do you think it would work better if I reduce my weight by not wearing anything other than the tutu?


Surely any weight reduction would be an advantage.
Perhaps if you paired up with a buddy and skipped holding hands along the shoreline
this would double your chances of some airtime!


Yes, I considered that. 2 x "Buddies" in the nude except for Tutu's dancing on the beach holding hands. The 'lift' from the waves would feel great, maybe tingly as well!

Lucky I live on the Gold Coast, that kind of thing would hardly raise an eyelid around here.


Standard fare at the Ally
Beersy
Beersy
TAS
753 posts
TAS, 753 posts
5 Oct 2011 9:24pm
[b]GalahOnTheBay said...





This is where she starts sh!tting herself...
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12873 posts
WA, 12873 posts
5 Oct 2011 7:43pm
Very interesting, not sure I'd want to try jumping over a head high wave breaking in a couple of centimetres of water, could get very uncomfortable, especially in a skirt!

A lot of us have launched in shorebreaks, not that I've ever done it in more than waist high, but can't say I've noticed any updraft when the wave breaks.
You'd think this would be noticeable on the rig.

Does wind direction/strength have any bearing?
Off shore certainly creates an updraft on unbroken waves, but can't see the wave breaking increasing that???
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23649 posts
WA, 23649 posts
5 Oct 2011 8:57pm
Beersy said...

[b]GalahOnTheBay said...





This is where she starts sh!tting herself...



Not at all. She is just about to levitate right out of trouble.
busterwa
busterwa
3782 posts
3782 posts
5 Oct 2011 9:06pm
Just go vist any metro overcrowded beach break. full of pros . "moses rock" take your camera down there thats were you want to be in big swell !
nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
WA, 6277 posts
5 Oct 2011 9:30pm
So the twirler is supported by air pressure, applied to the skirt?

What stops the skirt from, well, you know, being blown up around her head?

I just can't see how any meaningful force could be applied to a skirt without it collapsing upwards.

But I reserve the right to inspect any videos closely [}:)]
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23649 posts
WA, 23649 posts
5 Oct 2011 9:33pm
nebbian said...

I just can't see how any meaningful force could be applied to a skirt without it collapsing upwards.



I usually find it is really hard to get them to blow upwards.
Willing it to happen seems to not work
We need a subway system.

jbshack
jbshack
WA
6913 posts
WA, 6913 posts
6 Oct 2011 1:22pm
Mark _australia said...

Beersy said...

[b]GalahOnTheBay said...





This is where she starts sh!tting herself...



Not at all. She is just about to levitate right out of trouble.


If only she had a tutu

Woodo
Woodo
WA
792 posts
WA, 792 posts
6 Oct 2011 5:17pm
jbshack said...

Mark _australia said...

Beersy said...

[b]GalahOnTheBay said...





This is where she starts sh!tting herself...



Not at all. She is just about to levitate right out of trouble.


If only she had a tutu




Would have been a sandy tutu after that.
Toots
Toots
WA
271 posts
WA, 271 posts
6 Oct 2011 5:23pm
For the record they are called Shories or 'Shore Breaks' here in Aus, not "Dumpers", Dumpers are wayward bogans who dont know what civilisation is (as in, they dump their garbage anywhere), or it could mean a big Poo. (that stupid cu^t from Bar beach houso took a big dump on Cliff steps)
BabaORiley
BabaORiley
WA
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WA, 434 posts
11 Oct 2011 2:23pm
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