Hazards at work

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mineral1
mineral1
WA
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WA, 4564 posts
10 Feb 2008 3:53pm
Yep right up front, reckon those Nuns had arms bout 10 foot long
monster
monster
TAS
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TAS, 495 posts
10 Feb 2008 5:53pm
easty said...

monster said...

how in the hell did you pull that one off , i hope it blows 100000000000000000 knots tomorrow , bring me back an alantic salmon please they smoke up a treat , i hope you get air sick , get covered in sting netle, covered in leeches and ticks ,sprain your ankle jumping out of the chopper , swells to big to fish, no wind ,ill be thinking of you lucky duck enjoy your self ps im of floundering and prawning catch yer tomorrow knight let me know how it went


Rarely have I had a more perfect day.
Not.
Got up at some ungoldy hour, on the road by 5.30. made it to Strahan in time to meet the chopper pilot at 10.00 (slow diesel van), but chopper pilot is in Melbourne. WTF Call the chopper company boss, he also says WTF. He's in Wynyard in a meeting, says he'll drive down after the meeting and do the job around 3.00. Great I think, it's blowing constant 25 Knts, but bitterly cold (only brought a t-shirt with me - derrr), so I think I'll go for a drive out to Macquarie Heads for a look and maybe wet a line while I wait for the sun to warm things up a bit. At the end of the gravel road the sign said 4WD Only, no problems I thought and locked the hubs and slipped it into 4WD. Just about at the beach and I'm thinking about how good a 4WD van is, when the sand got softer and I got high centered. 4wd is good, but not if the wheels can't reach the ground. No-one else around, so spend an hour or so trying to dig sand out from under the van, jacking it up and putting sticks under the wheels, but jack keeps sinking. Eventually thought bugger, and walked back until I found a shackowner with a big (proper) 4wd and a stout rope. Anyway by the time I get back to town it's time to wait for the pilot, who eventually turns up. He and the technician fly off to do the job, an estimated 2 hrs. I go windsurfing. The 25Knts is down to 15 now, and looking dodgy. I quickly rig and get in the water just as it drops to a gusty 10 knts max. Wobble along, a gust comes, speed up a bit and crash into a big log just under the water, chipping my fin. Give up in disgust. The technician didn't fifish the job until 8.00, chopper gets back at 8.30, leave Strahan at 9.00. Heading up the highlands is way foggy, the roads chockers full of wobblies, potaroos, quolls, wombats possums etc, doing about 10kmh and playing dodge the mammal. Got to Derwent Bridge about 11.30, the pubs open so decide to stay there the night. Did some trout fishing on the way back this morning, lost 2 lures and didn't catch anything.
Not buying a lotto ticket this weekend!



clad to here you had a good day easty believe me yours was better than mine
1-you got nice early and seen the sun come up
2-you your van went and played in the sand
3 you made friends with a shack owner youll be down there sailing soon
4-you evern had a sail
5-you stop the night in one of the best backwaters and still cant catch a fish and all this while working i hope you put in for some overtime me i had a great time easty got carted of in the meat wagon
easty
easty
TAS
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TAS, 2213 posts
10 Feb 2008 8:54pm


clad to here you had a good day easty believe me yours was better than mine
1-you got nice early and seen the sun come up
2-you your van went and played in the sand
3 you made friends with a shack owner youll be down there sailing soon
4-you evern had a sail
5-you stop the night in one of the best backwaters and still cant catch a fish and all this while working i hope you put in for some overtime me i had a great time easty got carted of in the meat wagon



Eh? You spear your foot instead of the flounder?
monster
monster
TAS
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TAS, 495 posts
10 Feb 2008 9:26pm
never got there last i remember was sitting in chair woke up in hospital , apparenntly( i hope thats how you spell it or stoney babe will be on to me) i had a bleed to part of the brain so now on light duties but feeling better just need a 20 year old nurse to hold my hand
easty
easty
TAS
2213 posts
TAS, 2213 posts
10 Feb 2008 9:56pm
monster said...

never got there last i remember was sitting in chair woke up in hospital , apparenntly( i hope thats how you spell it or stoney babe will be on to me) i had a bleed to part of the brain so now on light duties but feeling better just need a 20 year old nurse to hold my hand


Crikey Bazz, you take it easy and get better!!!!!!!!! That's an order. Would the nurse have to be Sweedish?

mineral1
mineral1
WA
4564 posts
WA, 4564 posts
10 Feb 2008 8:00pm
monster said...

never got there last i remember was sitting in chair woke up in hospital , apparenntly( i hope thats how you spell it or stoney babe will be on to me) i had a bleed to part of the brain so now on light duties but feeling better just need a 20 year old nurse to hold my hand


You OK monster? or you just foxn us?
If your crook, take it easy, wind and water not going any place.
Easty you need to get him a feed of crays
monster
monster
TAS
495 posts
TAS, 495 posts
10 Feb 2008 10:03pm
easty said...

monster said...

never got there last i remember was sitting in chair woke up in hospital , apparenntly( i hope thats how you spell it or stoney babe will be on to me) i had a bleed to part of the brain so now on light duties but feeling better just need a 20 year old nurse to hold my hand


Crikey Bazz, you take it easy and get better!!!!!!!!! That's an order. Would the nurse have to be Sweedish?



some one ho could teach me the finer points of a lay jybe and yes parcel to a accent and im ramberling again wheres my tablets



monster
monster
TAS
495 posts
TAS, 495 posts
10 Feb 2008 10:08pm
mineral1 said...

monster said...

never got there last i remember was sitting in chair woke up in hospital , apparenntly( i hope thats how you spell it or stoney babe will be on to me) i had a bleed to part of the brain so now on light duties but feeling better just need a 20 year old nurse to hold my hand


You OK monster? or you just foxn us?
If your crook, take it easy, wind and water not going any place.
Easty you need to get him a feed of crays


wish i was mineral , it was like being king hit ive still got the headache
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
11 Feb 2008 1:07am
Susie said...

NotWal said...

hazards at work ... ummm... electrocution from the pricks that shuffle across the carpet to work up a charge and discharge through your ear and the danger of the numerous hazards of prison incurred by throwing the prick out the window - that and the danger of legionnaires disease from the air conditioning.


WHAT on earth is YOUR job NotWal?



Earthing rod. Tried gigolo but failed. Tried rock star but failed. Tried restaurant critic but failed. Tried beer tester but failed. Tried wine tester but they knew I was an ex beer tester and wouldn't have me. Tried to get a job as a condom tester - offered to do it for free but I couldn't afford the Horny Goat Weed...All that was left was crash test dummy and earthing rod. I chose earthing rod because it was more stimulating.
monster
monster
TAS
495 posts
TAS, 495 posts
11 Feb 2008 3:15am
gold notwal bloody gold
Susie
Susie
SA
837 posts
SA, 837 posts
11 Feb 2008 12:02pm

You take care dear Monster, we wouldn't want to lose you.
Stone Age
Stone Age
NSW
68 posts
NSW, 68 posts
11 Feb 2008 12:52pm
monster said...

never got there last i remember was sitting in chair woke up in hospital , apparenntly( i hope thats how you spell it or stoney babe will be on to me) i had a bleed to part of the brain so now on light duties but feeling better just need a 20 year old nurse to hold my hand


Apparently, far out Monster, that's not so great You hang on to that nurse's hand real tight. If you get cold I'll lend you my fur coat. But it may not suit you.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
11 Feb 2008 12:48pm
monster said...

never got there last i remember was sitting in chair woke up in hospital , apparenntly( i hope thats how you spell it or stoney babe will be on to me) i had a bleed to part of the brain so now on light duties but feeling better just need a 20 year old nurse to hold my hand


Jesus Monster. I hope everything else is working properly, apart from spelling I mean. Take care of yourself.
monster
monster
TAS
495 posts
TAS, 495 posts
11 Feb 2008 3:52pm
thanks every body for your concerne , get rid of this thumping headache would be nice and getting out of the house, cabin fever setting in at least its not blowing,NOTWAL i dont think anything other than a new brain would help my spelling, STONEY thanks for offer its a bit warm for fur coates unless you have a pair of fur buggie smuggleres , SUSIE just your kind words make me feel better thanks guys and seabreeze for all the laughs, it still is the best medicine
monster
monster
TAS
495 posts
TAS, 495 posts
19 Feb 2008 12:28am
got back on the water today had a ball but got tired quick when your not sailing regulary you get a bit rusty
Stone Age
Stone Age
NSW
68 posts
NSW, 68 posts
19 Feb 2008 12:44pm
monster said...

got back on the water today had a ball but got tired quick when your not sailing regulary you get a bit rusty


Rusty? Only if ya got a bolt or a nut or two.... Hey Monster. Now which monster had one??
monster
monster
TAS
495 posts
TAS, 495 posts
19 Feb 2008 2:16pm
Stone Age said...

monster said...

got back on the water today had a ball but got tired quick when your not sailing regulary you get a bit rusty


Rusty? Only if ya got a bolt or a nut or two.... Hey Monster. Now which monster had one??



are you calling me a frankenstien stoney
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