elmo said...
Don't make me come over there with my step ladder and knee cap ya
I've already got one red knob hanging around my knees, and it didn't get there coming up a ladder... and ya call that a nose

Look at my avatar, ya fluffy little twerp, that's a proper red nose... not the piece of left over felt, that's been modelled after some sweaty old perverts high mileage weener, that you've got!
Kneecap me?!?!?!? You've gotta be kidding! Mind you, I have no doubt you could suck the cheesy nail of my big toe.
So keep back, or I'll kick you into next weeks episode of Humphry B F'kn Bear!