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KiteDevil
KiteDevil
TAS
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KiteDevil KiteDevil
TAS, 778 posts
12 May 2008 6:42pm
Feeling angry for some reason, want to vent? Then bring it on, this is Fight Club, remember what happens in Fight Club stays in Fight Club.

I'll start...

"Your mums arse is so big when she sits down she's 3ft taller"

Wineman
Wineman
NSW
1412 posts
Wineman Wineman
NSW, 1412 posts
12 May 2008 6:51pm

hills
hills
SA
1622 posts
hills hills
SA, 1622 posts
12 May 2008 10:46pm


"Oh yeah!! You'll never be half the man your mother is!!"
MintoxGT
MintoxGT
WA
975 posts
MintoxGT MintoxGT
WA, 975 posts
13 May 2008 12:18am
KiteDevil said...

Feeling angry for some reason, want to vent? Then bring it on, this is Fight Club, remember what happens in Fight Club stays in Fight Club.

I'll start...

"Your mums arse is so big when she sits down she's 3ft taller"




I reckon that every morning when you look in the mirror your very disappointed.

KiteDevil
KiteDevil
TAS
778 posts
KiteDevil KiteDevil
TAS, 778 posts
13 May 2008 8:59am
ahhh this is good... I'm hurting here...
Zed
Zed
WA
1274 posts
Zed Zed
WA, 1274 posts
13 May 2008 11:15am
KiteDevil said...

ahhh this is good... I'm hurting here...


I hate you Mr poo poo head.

How u like them apples?
555
555
892 posts
555 555
892 posts
13 May 2008 11:38am
If I had a dog with a face like yours, I'd shave it's ar5e and teach it to walk backwards..
Revhead
Revhead
ACT
372 posts
Revhead Revhead
ACT, 372 posts
13 May 2008 2:09pm
Bumpants!
KiteDevil
KiteDevil
TAS
778 posts
KiteDevil KiteDevil
TAS, 778 posts
13 May 2008 3:42pm
Arrrghhhh!! The assaults are endless... don't call me bumpants... you turd licking SMEG sniffer! [}:)]

555: Would you really shave a dogs arse? ... you like shaving dogs arses?... LOL He likes shaving DOGS ARSES!!

Zed: I did a piddle in my pants
easty
easty
TAS
2213 posts
easty easty
TAS, 2213 posts
13 May 2008 9:25pm
Ahhh, Tassie's such a wonderful place; great environment, laid back friendly people...mostly.
hills
hills
SA
1622 posts
hills hills
SA, 1622 posts
13 May 2008 9:16pm
Pickle you, cumquat!
KiteDevil
KiteDevil
TAS
778 posts
KiteDevil KiteDevil
TAS, 778 posts
13 May 2008 10:35pm
chew on my chugnuggets
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8890 posts
13 May 2008 8:45pm
You're a naughty naughty kitedevil

Bad boy
KiteDevil
KiteDevil
TAS
778 posts
KiteDevil KiteDevil
TAS, 778 posts
14 May 2008 8:31am
elmo said...

You're a naughty naughty kitedevil

Bad boy


Am not!
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8890 posts
14 May 2008 7:03am
Don't argue with me!!
Tiddlywinks
Tiddlywinks
WA
164 posts
Tiddlywinks Tiddlywinks
WA, 164 posts
14 May 2008 1:08pm
If you were on Fire I wouldn`t Pis$ on you...
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
14 May 2008 3:23pm
KiteDevil said...

Feeling pre-menstrual for some reason, want to cry? Then bring it on, this is Kite Club, remember what happens in Kite Club stays in Kite Club.

I'll start...

"Boo hooooooo"




May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!

PS - Tissues are in the mail.
KiteDevil
KiteDevil
TAS
778 posts
KiteDevil KiteDevil
TAS, 778 posts
14 May 2008 7:16pm
sausage said...

KiteDevil said...

Feeling pre-menstrual for some reason, want to cry? Then bring it on, this is Kite Club, remember what happens in Kite Club stays in Kite Club.

I'll start...

"Boo hooooooo"




May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!

PS - Tissues are in the mail.


Take 1 cup of cement and HTFU you dribbling little turd!
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
14 May 2008 10:56pm
Would that be;

Portland Blastfurnace Cement,
Portland Flyash Cement,
Portland Pozzolan Cement,
Portland Silica Fume cement,
Masonry Cement,
Expansive Cement,
White blended cement,
Colored cement,
Very finely ground cement,
Non-Portland hydraulic cement,
Calcium aluminate cement,
Calcium sulfoaluminate cement,
“Natural” Cement, or
Geopolymer cement.

Is that a metric cup or imperial and also should I take a cup and a half as I may dribble some?
MintoxGT
MintoxGT
WA
975 posts
MintoxGT MintoxGT
WA, 975 posts
14 May 2008 11:12pm
Ya got a face like a half eaten arsh0le and head like a robbers dog........ Now go fetch that stick dog boy!!!!

I love ya, true I do
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8890 posts
15 May 2008 6:14am
If brains were furken dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow you nose
dustin
dustin
QLD
448 posts
dustin dustin
QLD, 448 posts
15 May 2008 10:14am
your mum was so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
KiteDevil
KiteDevil
TAS
778 posts
KiteDevil KiteDevil
TAS, 778 posts
15 May 2008 12:27pm
sausage said...

Would that be;

Portland Blastfurnace Cement,
Portland Flyash Cement,
Portland Pozzolan Cement,
Portland Silica Fume cement,
Masonry Cement,
Expansive Cement,
White blended cement,
Colored cement,
Very finely ground cement,
Non-Portland hydraulic cement,
Calcium aluminate cement,
Calcium sulfoaluminate cement,
“Natural” Cement, or
Geopolymer cement.

Is that a metric cup or imperial and also should I take a cup and a half as I may dribble some?




LOL

Definatley take the Portland BlastFurnace Cement, Butt Muncher. It'll harden you up a lot more than that Goliath Crap.
KiteDevil
KiteDevil
TAS
778 posts
KiteDevil KiteDevil
TAS, 778 posts
15 May 2008 12:30pm
put your heads together and you lot look like the insides of a dogs arsehole!

I hope a cat sh1ts in your mouth when your asleep...

awww that's just NASTY!
Dooverlacker
Dooverlacker
121 posts
Dooverlacker Dooverlacker
121 posts
15 May 2008 7:33pm
I find third degree burns more apealing than u.

Are u ok?.....oh u always look like that then

MavericK040
MavericK040
WA
583 posts
MavericK040 MavericK040
WA, 583 posts
15 May 2008 9:43pm
sausage said...

Would that be;

Portland Blastfurnace Cement,
Portland Flyash Cement,
Portland Pozzolan Cement,
Portland Silica Fume cement,
Masonry Cement,
Expansive Cement,
White blended cement,
Colored cement,
Very finely ground cement,
Non-Portland hydraulic cement,
Calcium aluminate cement,
Calcium sulfoaluminate cement,
“Natural” Cement, or
Geopolymer cement.

Is that a metric cup or imperial and also should I take a cup and a half as I may dribble some?



Take one and a half metric cups of non-Portland hydraulic cement, dribble on it a bit and then consume...
MavericK040
MavericK040
WA
583 posts
MavericK040 MavericK040
WA, 583 posts
15 May 2008 9:45pm
And may the noise of a thousand Victa lawnmowers disturb your sleep and fester your thoughts for 100 years to come.

( ide kill myself i fkn hate victas )
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8890 posts
15 May 2008 10:46pm
Pull my finger
BigFatMick
BigFatMick
273 posts
BigFatMick BigFatMick
273 posts
15 May 2008 11:18pm
elmo!

You're a Muppet!
555
555
892 posts
555 555
892 posts
16 May 2008 5:34am
BigFatMick said...

elmo!

You're a Muppet!


Leave Elmo alone.. ya big clown!
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8890 posts
16 May 2008 6:23am
555 said...

BigFatMick said...

elmo!

You're a Muppet!


Leave Elmo alone.. ya big clown!


As long as he doesn't talk about the fisting I have to put up as part of being a muppet

It's still a bit of a sore point
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