cisco said...

dafrog said...
Cats, only got to the toilet where they are unwelcomed... cat fact, cats rule.

So you would still love your neighbour even though he/she craps in and stinks up your
favourite flower bed on a daily or nightly basis??????????

One of my favourite books "101 Uses for a Dead Cat". The best use of course being crab pot bait.

The introduction of cats to Australia has been more devastating than that of rabbits, foxes, prickly pear or cane toads.

If you love trees, kill cats. Cats eat birds, birds eat aphids and aphids eat trees.

let see and follow your logic......... farmers poison insects..... birds eat poisonned insects and drop dead.... farmer kills way mor birds than cats.... should we kill farmers????
Also I wish my next door had a cat or a dog instead of fkuking squids..... the stupid feral basteds run wild around the house and the back yard at 6 every mornings! How do you poison kids? are they a good bait in cray pots![}:)]

I'm probably a bit anti-dog at the moment because I live near a walkway that runs about 4k beside the water. One way or another I'm down there nearly every day, pushing little KBD on his trike, or carrying him down to the beach, or going for a kite etc.

I would normally go in bare feet but the problem is that there's always fresh dog turds all along the path.

What kind of person lets their dog turd on a walking path and leaves it there. I admit I can't think of much worse than putting your hand in a plastic bag and picking up a hot steaming nugget with only a .1mm thick layer separating you from it. Actually I'm a father, I experience worse regularly. But there's no excuse really, it's just poor form and I'm just waiting to catch someone so I can punch them in the face, or maybe pick it up and mash it down on their head from behind have a polite word in their ear.

I'm not a cat fan - and never have been. I've had Jack Russell dogs since I was a kid and find them to be a great companion & pet for the kids (also very cheap to feed & trained them to crap in the back of the garden out of sight). 'Man's best friend' is correct.

Cut'n'pasted from an email I was sent;

Excerpts from a Dog's Diary……

8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm – Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm – Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm – Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm – Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm – Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm – Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm – Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!



Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary…

Day 983 of my captivity… .

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow — but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released – and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now……… …….

My wife & daughter love cats...but luckily for me, my wife is also allergic to them - so we'll never get one!

dafrog said...
they are mice or snake to chase... they might be doing you a service.

I would rather snakes keep the mice under control- not the neighbours damn cats.
The cats have killed off all our frogs, budgies, finches and galahs- leaving nothing but catsmell behind.

Most of the cats were well fed- just killing the frogs and bobtail for fun, or scaring to death the birds by climbing all over the aviaries.

Some of those neighbours are now gone, so cat numbers have dropped a bit, still reluctant to get the ponds going again- or pour dollars into buying replacement birds.

Any time of the day or day in the week, if I step outside into my back yard I can guarantee I can or will soon be able to hear a dog barking

I can vouch that cats are very efficient at turning cat food into cat sh!t

Fortunately my manhood doesn't need bolstering, if it did I'd be one of those idiots with a pitbull.

I had a call last night from my parents last night, my cat died...

I'm freaking sad as, he has been a wonderful bit of fur all around and he was part of the family, I found him, raised him and he was like my son.

Cats or dogs, when they die it sucks cause you get attached to the wee buggers all the same, every time.

RIP Hobbes...

Sorry to hear Dafrog! I lost a few pets during my time and I know it is hard to lose a family member!
RIP Hobbes

Beaglebuddy said...
Man's best friend. it is said that man may not have been able to evolve from the hunter/gatherer to an agricultural society without dogs. Dogs and man are a special unique relationship.
Cats are the devil's pet.
Cat's are generally favored by people on the left politically, metrosexuals, homosexuals etc..
A dog wants to please me.

Just for you tough guy...



PS: Man Who Outsourced His Work to China so He Could Watch Cat Videos All Day
finance.yahoo.com/news/story-man-outsourced-china-could-135701981.html

GypsyDrifter said...
^^^^ No 1 ...discussing
^^^^ No 2 ....Very cute..I like the diet box...Fat pussy

No1 ... Did youmean discusting? Looks like one of tho thiose dogs from the Resident Evil movies.

No2 ... Love the way the fat bastard split the box.

GypsyDrifter said...

^^^^ No 2 ....Very cute..I like the diet box...Fat pussy

That cat is 'Maru'. He is 'internet' famous for his box'n'bag antics. Funny cat really.

Jazzy dog malfunction

Do big cats count as cats???

I reckon we should import Lions from Africa, to take care of the species and stop the chopper flights hunting Roos and Camels.