Canuuk's Baby Sealing Season Starts

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Dawn Patrol
Dawn Patrol
WA
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3 Apr 2008 6:40pm
This seal killing garbage has even made its way into the school exams. We were given that photo of the seal about to cop it, and an extremist one eyed article about how sad it is.
If there are enough seals, as cruel and sad as it may be, there really isn't much to argue about. Those people need to make a living, I'd knock of a few seals to feed a family if I had to. It is a shame they don't eat the meat though.

I agree with people population being too large. I think the problem would be obvious with all of the adverts to not have air con in the day (to prevent black outs from lack of power), to save water (because too many people need to water their grass), to cut greenhouse emissions (because there are too many people emitting the stuff). And the government reckons we need more people? A few natural disasters (mean, but effective) is what we need, and apparently we are going into a natural disaster era, so I hear, maybe the planet does sort itself out.

And would somebody rescue the baby stewie from the evil seal person thing.
Us kiters might be a bit stringy (get it?), for the sharks, so I think you guys are further up the list. (But still after bodyboarders, surfers and swimmers)
TonyC
TonyC
WA
410 posts
WA, 410 posts
3 Apr 2008 7:16pm
Dawn Patrol said...


Us kiters might be a bit stringy (get it?), for the sharks, so I think you guys are further up the list. (But still after bodyboarders, surfers and swimmers)


You've got a point Dawn - the demographics of us poleys is generally a little older and probably a few more kg's round the middle - far more attractive to a fat hungry white pointer. Especially if spending as much time in the water as I do. Incentive to improve/speed up my water starts.
mytchook
mytchook
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561 posts
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3 Apr 2008 11:20pm
Wise beyond your years DP.

greenleader
greenleader
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3 Apr 2008 11:49pm
MintoxGT
MintoxGT
WA
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WA, 975 posts
3 Apr 2008 11:07pm
What a big tough f#$king man, I wanna see him go toe to toe with that bat to a frigging polar bear. I mean fooks sake my 4 month old could kill a baby seal with a tooth pick, this is about big men with small dicks and no concern for anything other than their own bullsh1t stories.

I can deal with indigenous people doing it for their reasons which typically are for food and the the rest of the carcass is used for warmth but anything else is crap.

At the end of the day it's all about the bottom line.

Complete and utter bastards.

MintoxGT
MintoxGT
WA
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3 Apr 2008 11:18pm
By the way, I eat meat and can kill beasts and have killed beasts to eat, so dont start any crap about me being a double edged sword.

There is a need for meat for all humans but there are better ways and domestic heards for that, death is death no matter which way you look at it, the beast being slaughtered will feel pain and terror, it's just a matter of how humane you are administering the the lethal and final blow.

Sorry guys but this is disgusting and I hate seeing needless slaughter....... Ferrals are different! why? Because a well placed slug will stop a ferral, cat, goat, rabbit or what ever very quickly. Bludgening something untill it dies is just ...................... You know!

Again I appologise for my rant.

Dont get me started on the pricks that catch sharks , cut the fins off and then throw the poor bastard shark back into the ocean.

Regards Gt
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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WA, 23651 posts
4 Apr 2008 12:03am
Getting back to the seals....

I figure that there is a reaallly slim chance that one day a hot naked chick, wearing only a fur coat will come to my front door, flash me and ask for dirty sexytimes.

That in itself makes me think it is worth killing the seals. Just in case....



poor relative
poor relative
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4 Apr 2008 12:13am
Mark _australia said...

Getting back to the seals....

I figure that there is a reaallly slim chance that one day a hot naked chick, wearing only a fur coat will come to my front door, flash me and ask for dirty sexytimes.





More likely to be Stewie in a yellow raincoat and wellies
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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WA, 23651 posts
4 Apr 2008 9:54am
yuk.
that made my love spuds retract
stribo
stribo
QLD
1628 posts
QLD, 1628 posts
4 Apr 2008 4:33pm
The seal kill adds a bit of colour to the arctic...all that boring whiteness...
newo
newo
WA
250 posts
WA, 250 posts
6 Apr 2008 12:16am
I want a wettie made out of seal.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
6 Apr 2008 9:49am
good idea. Sharks love seals.
MintoxGT
MintoxGT
WA
975 posts
WA, 975 posts
6 Apr 2008 11:10pm
stribo said...

The seal kill adds a bit of colour to the arctic...all that boring whiteness...


Sh1t Stribo, I didnt look at it that way.... It all makes sence now

Cheers GT
sarahcanada
sarahcanada
WA
125 posts
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28 Apr 2008 4:07pm
Eh! dont worry everyone! soon the global warming will really start to kick in and there will be no more ice for the seal to lay on so they will all soon drown, then there will be no more clubbing.. well no more humans for that matter... unless you have a boat.. i suggest you buy a boat!
TonyC
TonyC
WA
410 posts
WA, 410 posts
28 Apr 2008 7:22pm
sarahcanada said...

Eh! dont worry everyone! soon the global warming will really start to kick in and there will be no more ice for the seal to lay on so they will all soon drown, then there will be no more clubbing.. well no more humans for that matter... unless you have a boat.. i suggest you buy a boat!



Good idea - must find a fast trimaran, collect dirt in pots and some tomato plants. Oh, forgot about the gills - where do I get those? Waterworld - worst film ever - but atleast the trimaran was interesting.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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WA, 23651 posts
28 Apr 2008 8:43pm
Trouble is sarah got it right for the wrong reasons. Global warming will cause a northern hemisphere ice age due to the breakdown of the thermohaline circulation (warm currents in the Atlantic) .... Whilst Europe will have massive drops in temp Canada will not be quite as bad... but bad enough....the seals will die but for the opposite reason.

Tony you are almost right.... but forget the boat, get an English - Chinese dictionary cos when they are in an ice age where will they want to move their 1 billion starving people to???
TonyC
TonyC
WA
410 posts
WA, 410 posts
28 Apr 2008 8:53pm
Hi Mark, kids are learning Mandarin at school so should be covered there But the big question is - what is going to happen to the weather here in Australia. Have researched many sites but yet to find anything really indicative that will show what will happen agriculturely rainwise etc.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23651 posts
WA, 23651 posts
28 Apr 2008 9:33pm
Bit hotter and bit drier apparently.

Better than -40deg in winter and still drier
BigFatMick
BigFatMick
273 posts
273 posts
3 May 2008 11:05pm
"Serge The Seal Of Death"


arrrrrrrgh... bugger it, let's go clubbing!
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
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13 May 2008 1:02pm
Baby seals? Thats disgusting. Next it'll be cane toads.
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