This may be a natural progression from the "how old is too old for surfing" thread.

I think it's age related because I would much rather have an early surf as opposed to an early nooky.

But what's the consensus of opinion amongst the younger set?

Many years ago I have a vague recollection of a story in tracks quoting a survey where the overwhelming majority would prefer a surf session rather than diving for bearded clams.

My wife reckons I'm a rotten lover but I'll be damned if I know how she can come by that conclusion in just a minute and a half.