So.. there’s a drive through coffee place in Geelong that I’ve been to a few times. Every time I get a coffee there it always comes with a straw..

Last time I went there I told the girl that I don’t want a straw.. Her reply was “We have to give you a straw for OH&S reasons but you can throw it in the bin as you drive out.”

I guess they are just covering their arses in case I get flustered whist taking a sip, miss my mouth, spill hot coffee all over myself and crash into a school bus.. Although, poking myself in the eye with the straw is just as likely and the consequences could be just as catastrophic..

What is the world coming to?