Ok,

Hypothetical, I've got a spare 10-15 grand

live way out west
can't swim and hate the water
have to launch and retrive the thing
have to insure it
have to put petrol in
And guess what, by gingo it's totally boring

I guess I'd be a tossa on the water if I had all that going on in my head.

Apart from worring about being empaled by one of these tossa,s, at speed, the buggers park in front of me, to watch, not a clue. Never been out with so many jetskis, might of well set up on the freeway, smelt and sounded like it. Tax em out of existence

Does anyone that kites own one of these things?

If I had one I'd do a major exursion STkilda to Rye, etc, yet to see one further than 200meters out, absolute fairys.