i am haveing girl trouble my current GF is a real pig ,hogs the troth,deficats everywhere ,likes to wollow in mud ect.

have had enough and think iv'e found the girl of my dreams, shes skinny,funny,hot looking,is only slightly f#$% up and only pink in the right spots.i think she likes me as iv'e caught her smileing at me ,well i think she was smileing at me as its hard to tell with all that red lippy on mmmmmm yum

problem is her BF is some clown that hangs around certain fast food resturants claims he helps out charities and is loaded.how do i whoo her away from him and prove to her he is just a red headed leech .lots of love the burglar p.s. im the one in the yellow suit in my avatar helping out unhappy campers who have car troubles at the local bus stop ,photo was taken just before i was arrested