i am haveing girl trouble my current GF is a real pig ,hogs the troth,deficats everywhere ,likes to wollow in mud ect.

have had enough and think iv'e found the girl of my dreams, shes skinny,funny,hot looking,is only slightly f#$% up and only pink in the right spots.i think she likes me as iv'e caught her smileing at me ,well i think she was smileing at me as its hard to tell with all that red lippy on mmmmmm yum

problem is her BF is some clown that hangs around certain fast food resturants claims he helps out charities and is loaded.how do i whoo her away from him and prove to her he is just a red headed leech .lots of love the burglar p.s. im the one in the yellow suit in my avatar helping out unhappy campers who have car troubles at the local bus stop ,photo was taken just before i was arrested

was going to mention that but is a family friendly site thanx

theDoctor said...



yeah I think you're right to dump her..

she has some wierd inverse camel toe thing happening

come to think of it thats one of her pluses

busterwa said...


Ask the mandura mob and buff up pecks like steal lol... She will be yours for ever !!!!!!

holy cow is that one of those lady man thingis .busterwa i'm not sure if that is the right dirERCTION i want to go, looks like he got in to his mums hormone replacement therapy pills and his dads mull bowl ,clearly something wrong with the mirrors in that house .must be like them ones at luna park all distorted and stuff oh well the search goes on

hamburglar said...

TBH is that tits ,bum,and umm hairy legs

Na, didnt see any hair on the legs...... I would go with what you have, she may be a pig but hey what else is on offer?

hamburglar said...

did you not see the red headed goddessshe has got a nice pair of your favorite things and is only slightly f#$% up not totaly like the rest

I hate clowns nice (.(.) tho

doggie said...

hamburglar said...

did you not see the red headed goddessshe has got a nice pair of your favorite things and is only slightly f#$% up not totaly like the rest

nice (.(.) tho

Hey nice to see you are diversifying into the sideboob doggie looks like a side view to me anyway........

Buy her a nice dress and a pair of shoes etc that picture is a disgrace. Id have to say your using her as a toy rather than treating her like a woman.

My suggestion give up on the hot looking slapper that charges money to show a cammel toe and find loyal love insted.

My misses is hotter than that if she whore that outfit and her old man seen it he would slap her!!!
good luck with your skimpy!!!!
outfit has gold digging SKANK written all over it. hope you didnt put her up to that ham.

anyways if you want to win her heart stop treating her like an online masturbation tool for adolescents and start addressing her as a woman .. Your best asset.

busterwa said...


Ask the mandura mob and buff up pecks like steal lol... She will be yours for ever !!!!!!

duuude! thats one seriously munted hump backed retard with moobs!! i didnt realise that was possible. implants??

busterwa said...


Ask the mandura mob and buff up pecks like steal lol... She will be yours for ever !!!!!!

This guys into the Synthol.

Its a synthetic oil that retards inject into themselves to make it look like they have muscles.

Google it and you'll find no end of retards with stupidly big arms but no muscle definition. like so

busterwa said...


Ask the mandura mob and buff up pecks like steal lol... She will be yours for ever !!!!!!

There is nothing normal about a girl dressed up as a pink pig
But ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ that busterwa is just plain wrong..

FormulaNova said...

hamburglar said...

i am haveing girl trouble my current GF is a real pig ,hogs the troth,deficats everywhere ,likes to wollow in mud ect.
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have had enough and think iv'e found the girl of my dreams, shes skinny,funny,hot looking,is only slightly f#$% up and only pink in the right spots.i think she likes me as iv'e caught her smileing at me ,well i think she was smileing at me as its hard to tell with all that red lippy on mmmmmm yum
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problem is her BF is some clown that hangs around certain fast food resturants claims he helps out charities and is loaded.how do i whoo her away from him and prove to her he is just a red headed leech .lots of love the burglar p.s. im the one in the yellow suit in my avatar helping out unhappy campers who have car troubles at the local bus stop ,photo was taken just before i was arrested

If she can spell, keep the one you are with.

you don't look a the dictionary while stokeing the fire