"Dude, don't you know the sailing rule?"

"Believe me man, I totally know the sailing rule."

"Seriously dude, I really don't think you do."

"Man, of course I know the rule. I have to know it -- in order for me to purposely break it."

"You know dude, the rule isn't in place so His majesty can break it at His own convenience."

"Specifically man, what rule am I accused of purposely breaking?"

"Dude, you know what I'm talking about. You know the rule that you so often blatantly bend."

"And man, what exactly would that be?"

"Dude, I'm only talking about the most important sailing rule there is, that's all."

"Oh man, you're not talking about that silly wind and waves rule, are you?"

"Yeah dude, the wind and waves rule."

"Well man, go ahead and sue me, ok."

"Dude, the rule says: Never go and leave good wind and waves to try and find better wind and waves. Never dude."

"Man, it's just a grass-is-greener thing with me, ok."

"Dude, it's not grass, it's greed."

"Greed is my rule, man."