"Dude, don't you know the sailing rule?"

"Believe me man, I totally know the sailing rule."

"Seriously dude, I really don't think you do."

"Man, of course I know the rule. I have to know it -- in order for me to purposely break it."

"You know dude, the rule isn't in place so His majesty can break it at His own convenience."

"Specifically man, what rule am I accused of purposely breaking?"

"Dude, you know what I'm talking about. You know the rule that you so often blatantly bend."

"And man, what exactly would that be?"

"Dude, I'm only talking about the most important sailing rule there is, that's all."

"Oh man, you're not talking about that silly wind and waves rule, are you?"

"Yeah dude, the wind and waves rule."

"Well man, go ahead and sue me, ok."

"Dude, the rule says: Never go and leave good wind and waves to try and find better wind and waves. Never dude."

"Man, it's just a grass-is-greener thing with me, ok."

"Dude, it's not grass, it's greed."

"Greed is my rule, man."

"forget to take your medication this week dude"?

And once again we ask "Why are you here?"

Low self esteem??

Little man syndrome??

Mummy issues??

Pissed??

Bored??

Bondalucci said...

Hey! That's no way to talk to Flipper!
(He was only offering him a beer)

Dangerous territory Bondy, you know what we'll be reading on here if slave doesn't show and Flipper drinks BOTH beers.

what happened?? haha

bump! woof woof

Dont worry waveslave,
All the oldies are just jealouse that you progressed from poledancing to kiteing,and they got left with the dinosaurs and are very close to extiction.LOL

Just joking diggers,,,all in fun,,dont get all mark on me.

You read it all,then went to the trouble of finding heaps of quotes,,,,
Kept you busy for awhile,,,,you must have been bored to waste all that time.
No need to thank me for giving you something to do.

Carantoc said...

YEah, took me ages.

Pressed ctrl C and then ctrl V.

Probably took less time than it takes you to go back and edit all your posts.

Wow, good to see you have been following me,,I have a fan.

edit
you can go back and edit the...YEah ...if you like,,I wont correct you on it.

lotofwind said...

Carantoc said...

YEah, took me ages.

Pressed ctrl C and then ctrl V.

Probably took less time than it takes you to go back and edit all your posts.

Wow, good to see you have been following me,,I have a fan.

The line between fan and stalker is a fine one.

How long did you spend sitting on the beach in the rain at Woolgooga today ?

Wind never came in did it. I know you were excited about the forecast.

Carantoc said...

I actually find waveslaves Dude and Man posts quit entertaining, thoughtful and clever.

I find them quite a satrical swipe at the world out there.

Me too, the funny thing is watching the very people he's aiming at completely miss the point...

...Dude

clever ??