Yesterday afternoon I paddled out at one of my regular spots with only 2 guys out who I had never seen before . As I entered the lineup I acknowledged the 2 guys with my usual " gday , hows it goin" to be ignored.

After returning to the lineup after my first wave one of the goofy poo stanced kooks says to me, " you see that? just over there- a really big fish" .

I noticed that he was obviously takin the piss so I just sat where I was.

I got the next wave and paddled straight back out and sat right on top of this guy.

Shark jokes - yay or gay?????

IMO could be serious in the wrong situation but you will have to do better than that to get me out of the water.........