You will never guess what I saw today
Santa on a SUP
So I said to him, I said Santa I said what are you doing on Christmas day on a Sup, and he said, he said, "Tough night with the deliveries, lots of small chimneys and traffic lights, needed to relax and unwind"
Good for you, I said and off he went to the South Pole via Tasmania
Denning
the festive bus
