After considering the funny side of these 2 incidents this morning I thought this thread may make for some interesting reading
whats yours

YOU KNOW YOU ARE ADDICTED WHEN ...
... you twist your ankle on a loose brick and your 1st & only thought through that exruciating pain is "God I hope this gets better before the breeze kicks in"
... your neighbour rings to say your house alarm just went off and the panic subsides 2 seconds later when you realise you have all your kite gear with you in the car
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