The deadwood of The SWAT Team have been discarded and after a brutal userping of the president of the club which has resulted in him being excluded from not only the team but also Australia, never to return. Only the essential body and heart of The Team remain. However, due to the temporary injury and inability to sail of a couple of key members the SWAT team will be accepting expressions of interest from new members.

Expressions must be submitted in calligraphy, handwritten triplicate of no less than 10 pages. The first 3 pages must convince the team of the severe badassery, dudership, and general wickedness of the applicant. Essential qualities include; the ability to appear dashing in a dinner suit at breakfast and be as drunk as a pirate by brunch yet as articulate as a diplomate by dinner, also be involved in group prostate massaging.

If the applicant manages to impress the applicant comity with their personal characteristics, then the applicant comity will read the next 5 pages on how the applicant (arrogantly) believes they could improve and build upon the already impressive SWAT team and carry on the long, prestigeous legacy.

The final, pages must be filled with artwork (photographs, paintings, and/or dioramas) of applicants of The SWAT Team surfing with their close personal friends Chuck Norris, Jet Lee, and Odin (Pierre) then the applicant must attempt to include themselves seamlessly in this situation without overshadowing or seeming insignificant.

Bonus points will be awarded for applications that pour their life blood into the pages, literally.

We would love to see your application in any form it may come.

The SWAT Team.