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Got a chronic case of couldn't be stuffed, so I earn't some brownies around the house
so have you got a table drawn up on a nice piece of coloured cardboard that ur Mrs buts gold stars on to indicate how many days you can piss off with ya mates for???
what do you have to do to get a pink elephant stamp???
hello hello hello
sorry to burst your bubble, boys. BUT, gold stars, brownie points and roll over days DO NOT count!don't be coming back on a mediocre day, when you decided not to go out and spin the BullSh#t. that you'd rather spend time with the family. Do you reallly think i was born yesterday?
I think Greenie just got owned by the Fun Police 
We've all been there before
And I thought not going sailing hardly at all over winter was setting me up for a summer of windswept joy!
