As President of Inverloch Windsurfing Club I never thought I would need to address this issue within the Club so I am seeking your help as to how to handle this situation.
I have a number of demands being placed on me by unnamed supposed TV stars (Kato, Dan, Dazza, The Worner Family) for special catering needs, carparking, appearance fees and the like! Demands are being made over their sudden rise to fame on Saturday weeks TV programme "Whats Up Downunder" July 14th 4.30pm Channel 10 and One but check your local guides
One of the pictures that I am hoping will not get published is at
inverlochwindsurf.org.au/
Any assistance on how to handle these out of control TV stars would be greatly appreciated
You need to take charge early, Old Salty.
Don't let the mice run the kitchen.
Remind them that without you, they would all be nothing....
.....Heads down, scratching around in the sand at Inveloch as lonely individuals, wishing they had a father figure (L Ron Hubbard style) who could mould them all into a tight knit social group, giving them the opportunity to combine their love of windsurfing with dressing up in fancy dress outfits, bbq-ing sausages on freezing cold days.....)
You are that man, Old Salty.
(you may also want to remind them of what can happen to TV/Movie stars who get a bit ahead of themselves.... Mel Gibson, Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, Tom Cruise etc)
-I'd hate to see Kato reduced to jumping up and down on Oprah's couch, declaring his undying love for some trumped up, 2 bit, Dawson's Creek floozie.
Take charge, and in the words of Windman V
"hope this helps"
Definately a touchy subject, Old Salty...
Kato rang me the other day and asked if there was anything I could do to make him look better onscreen...I told him I was an editor not a f#$^&*g magician!!!!!
PS.. I forgot to add that some members thought it neccessary to post words of encouragement to Kato's Tv and coaching career here-
inverlochwindsurf.org.au/caption-competition/
I think they are just jealous of his superstardom!
I was reading the MX on the tram last night and noticed that Perez Hilton has tweeted saying Kato is going to be having his "shoot" with his full face helmet on the whole time. Is this true? And if so - I think IWC has a leak!
So long as El Pres gets my rider correct - blue m&ms, tepid fiji water along with my SW 18-20KN - I'm a happy little movie star !
Yeah, sorry Kato, the leads have been filled.
But don't despair,
.....maybe you could try out as the bad guy who tries to steal the girl and win the contest....
With your black helmet and visor you could bring a bit of the menacing "Darth Vader look" to the role....
(try not to scare the kiddies, though!)
Nice work Bondy!! Didnt notice my mug on there the first time i looked at it.
Luckily for everyone i doubt my mug will get shown this weekend. Kato will definitely be the star but i dont think he did too good a job getting his mug on Tv either. He was preoccupied with making sure Terry the presenter felt comfortable!!
, either that or he's trying out a new human sized & shaped helmet!!
