I was sitting having a quiet one by the fire at the Snake River Clubhouse when a couple of my mates turned up!!!
after cooking a bit of tucker, we got stuck into the grog and things got out of hand. After a couple more drinks we went for a sail, the boys really loved the snake river course, especially impressed with my style. We 'bummed' into a couple of kiters, i blew them out of the water with the old canon, the boys loved it. Mrs spanker cooked us up some road kill that we finished off with some of her special sheeps nut pie.
After speaking to Houston, its been decided to move the end of year bbq to the srsc. dont forget to bring the ladies, im pretty irresistable.

oh yeah,had to take ... to hospital to get the auger from his...

The snake river crew seem to have a casual attitude to the native wildlife or is that an introduced species ( maybe snake rivers equivalent of the cane toad). Regardless, it seems to be providing support for the kitchen bench and also a tasty snack. Does Bob know about this?

Spanker you've taken it too far this time, told you not to put that photo in, if bob finds out we cooked up a rare albino wombat and sailed in the world heritage area we'll all be in dep s..t,

God you guys are full of .... There's no MrSpanker, the bridles in the photo gave it away and Morgan dressed up in ski goggles......must be Houstons barn!!!

No Kazza I am sure its real, thats just a Morgan look a like.
I drove out to Lightning Ridge yesterday and thought I found it. But the road was too wet to drive right in there. I know a baby wombat in a fry pan when I see one.

Ha, ha, nice one Al.

That means MRspanker is Damo.....what a let down.....I thought I'd found a new super hero.

No Japanese cars now. Your all Mr wanker

Too much energy and not enough......

Kazza, Spanker is not me, Damo or Morgan, all will be revealed at the srsc bbq on the 18th, if he doesn't turn up I'll kick his ar.e, noticed he's gone quiet, must still have a hangover