Channel 7 news tonight, Dancing Mike battled giant bull shark for three hours with nothing but a small stick and some quick moves.Quoted Mike. "Cop that Scotty F !!!"
disclaimer. I may be grossly exaggerating and all quotes are absolutely false.
Missed the tv: Heard the interview on the radio this sarvo; he reconed the fin came up to his chest and was as round as the canoe- a regular sailboarder I heard- just as well I uphaul my 95 ltr as much as possible!
mikey 100 used to sing sex pistols covers at engagement parties during our 20's.
need i say any more! 
It was on Sunrise too but I missed it.
Cant wait for the Movie, I wonder if he will do his own cunning stunts......
My guess is that Mike got tired after paddling 200m up the creek, stopped on someones jetty for a breather, and then had to make the whole story up when an angry houswife caught him perving on her???
Histyria continues, now its mother shark, now wonder Mikey was involved 
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Well Mikey, who thought paddling up a creek in a canoe could be more dangerous than speedsurfing at 40 + knots.
Still that one was just a baby compared with the one I saw following you back across Lota Creek that time you swam over to retrieve your board???!!!!
"Experts doubt the estimation of size" didn't you tell them you were a maths teacher Mikey. Length x width x Height = F###ing big shark!!
"Local school on alert" also forgot to mention it's school holidays!
Time to change your handle name to 'Shark Bite'
(no its true)
