Sorry mate! Dick Dastardly died in a fiery crash in 1983,which also took the lives of his dog Muttley and that self righteous bitch !Penelope Pittstop,after 'T' boning the Arkansas Chutterbug in the Morroccan Sahara....No ****!
Apparently" the pidgeon was shot by a goat herder outside marakesh 2 days after the accident. As for the Ant Hill Mob, they"re currently running a chain of brothels and crack dens stretching from Chicago to Miami !Well thats what i heard.....
Jeez!! thats so close to junior its disturbing !Just swap the bugle for n RPG n presto. Richie ,rumour has it Peter perfect suffered 3rd degree burns to his scalp, destroying his immaculate hair in the accident.The resulting comb over caused him to lose all confidence in himself ,his driving ,and his gift with the ladies.. Tragic! He now works in a bar for transvestite midgets in memphis and answers to the nickname Lurch.{He hasnt been laid for 21 years}As for Proffessor Pat Pending, He's doin a ten stretch after bein busted cooking meth in one of the ant hill mobs labs ..Fame and greed, it does bad things to people..
