I had to laugh...
I phoned Byrne's and asked the girl do they have sailboards. She says yes what type of board am I after. I told her I'm after a boom blah, blah. But she kept talking about boards and I'm asking about booms. ??
She then stopped (something must have clicked) laughed and asked are you after 'sail boards' or 'boards on sale' (surf boards)?
I then changed it to 'windsurfer', we both had a laugh and she then said no they don't. I gotta be more precise