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oldskool
oldskool
NSW
28 posts
NSW, 28 posts
1 Jul 2014 11:31pm
Ive noticed lately there seams to be a few sailers wearing boardies over there wetsuits,can anyone explain the advantage to me?
boardboy
boardboy
QLD
554 posts
QLD, 554 posts
2 Jul 2014 12:25am
no advantage.
its for people who are embarrassed about the outline of their dicks showing.
powersloshin
powersloshin
NSW
1855 posts
NSW, 1855 posts
2 Jul 2014 9:40am
For that its cheaper to insert a pool noodle
pepe47
pepe47
WA
1382 posts
WA, 1382 posts
2 Jul 2014 8:00am
Google dakine shorts harness. Never knew about them until I went looking for a 6" sliding spreader bar...
stroppo
stroppo
WA
748 posts
WA, 748 posts
2 Jul 2014 10:16pm
Maybe they tried kiting then saw the light and returned to windsurfing {sounds like there fashion victims}!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
firiebob
firiebob
WA
3182 posts
WA, 3182 posts
3 Jul 2014 8:14am
In summer up here I wear a mesh stinger suit, I have to wear boardies over the top
T 11
T 11
TAS
811 posts
TAS, 811 posts
3 Jul 2014 3:42pm
Down here a lot of the dinghy sailors wear them to stop their wetsuits wearing the bum out from sitting on the rail
Ian K
Ian K
WA
4169 posts
WA, 4169 posts
3 Jul 2014 3:37pm
Wetsuits are flattering for some folks from some angles, but the crutch always looks ordinary no matter who's in them. Something about the confluence of seams in rubber that the clever designers can't solve. i'd give boardies a go if fellow windsurfers wouldn't laugh. There is hope, I thought I saw a brave trend-setting windsurfer down at Primbee the other day. Any body else see it?
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
3 Jul 2014 3:42pm
Ian K said...
Wetsuits are flattering for some folks from some angles, but the crutch always looks ordinary no matter who's in them. Something about the confluence of seams in rubber that the clever designers can't solve. i'd give boardies a go if fellow windsurfers wouldn't laugh. There is hope, I thought I saw a brave trend-setting windsurfer down at Primbee the other day. Any body else see it?


I have a pair of the Dakine shorts/harness and they are great, but I am such a chicken that I won't wear them over a wetsuit for fear of being accused of being a kiter So instead, I wore my normal seat harness.



keef
keef
NSW
2016 posts
NSW, 2016 posts
3 Jul 2014 8:08pm
Ian K said...
There is hope, I thought I saw a brave trend-setting windsurfer down at Primbee the other day. Any body else see it?


ian I wouldn't have noticed except he was wearing the aussie flag , a really nice guy i'm trying to sign him up with the gustbusters , hes got the luderitz red falcon speed , i'm seeing if I can track down a pair of red aussie flag boardies to welcome him into the team
gavnwend
gavnwend
WA
1374 posts
WA, 1374 posts
3 Jul 2014 6:46pm
What's the point.its probably some fashion statement
keef
keef
NSW
2016 posts
NSW, 2016 posts
3 Jul 2014 8:57pm
gavnwend said...
What's the point.its probably some fashion statement


matching board and boardies
boardboy
boardboy
QLD
554 posts
QLD, 554 posts
3 Jul 2014 10:29pm
Ian K said...
Wetsuits are flattering for some folks from some angles, but the crutch always looks ordinary no matter who's in them.


You clearly have not seen me in a west suit. Awesome from all angles.
shear tip
shear tip
NSW
1125 posts
NSW, 1125 posts
4 Jul 2014 9:13am
Heh, I asked Kenny about his boardies over his wetsuit years ago. I assumed he was an ex-kiter. Hellz no - he likes to rattle a few cages. Mission accomplished it seems
Paul Kelf
Paul Kelf
WA
678 posts
WA, 678 posts
4 Jul 2014 10:59am
firiebob said...
In summer up here I wear a mesh stinger suit, I have to wear boardies over the top


The technical name might be "mesh stinger suit" but most people just say Fishnets
Roar
Roar
NSW
471 posts
NSW, 471 posts
4 Jul 2014 2:22pm
the reason he wore boardes was there was a hole in his old wettie around the crotch area and he wasnt too keen about showing them off!
Mehore
Mehore
NSW
87 posts
NSW, 87 posts
4 Jul 2014 4:39pm
I use to wear boardies over the top wakeboarding,because every one else did and that was where the trend started. Apparently the reason for that was, to make you bottom heavy on rotation and the trend carried on when we started kiteboarding in 2000. Also hid my tiny pecker. Stopped kiteboarding and went back to Wind surfing without the shorts over the wetty.Liquid Force also brought out a harness incorporated with long boardies which I tried on and didnt have enough support for the serious wind surfer, but probably ok for try hard kiteboarders and hiding your pecker.. Lets just save the boardies for summer for us slalom dudes! BLOW YOUR ASS OFF HUEY!!!!!
ikw777
ikw777
QLD
2995 posts
QLD, 2995 posts
9 Jul 2014 10:42pm
Dinghy sailors do it to protect the wetsuit from wear.
Te Hau
Te Hau
497 posts
497 posts
12 Jul 2014 1:16pm
Kiwis (from the south island) may do it because its so f---in cold you put everything you have on.

waveslave
waveslave
WA
4263 posts
WA, 4263 posts
12 Jul 2014 6:33pm
oldskool said..
Ive noticed lately there seams to be a few sailers wearing boardies over there wetsuits,can anyone explain the advantage to me?


It's a way of concealing a massive camel-toe that some poleys employ.
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
12 Jul 2014 7:43pm
waveslave said..
oldskool said..
Ive noticed lately there seams to be a few sailers wearing boardies over there wetsuits,can anyone explain the advantage to me?


It's a way of concealing a massive camel-toe that some poleys employ.



Why are you going around checking out the crotch of windsurfers? I am starting to understand why the kiters are wearing boardshorts.



ggh
ggh
VIC
190 posts
ggh ggh
VIC, 190 posts
13 Jul 2014 9:10pm
i used to sailing lasers to stop going through a suit every season from constant hiking on the gunwale.
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