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Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
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Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
6 Sep 2008 8:59am
I've always thought this would be a good caption comp pi****itled "Kitesurfing genisis"
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8890 posts
6 Sep 2008 7:06am
In greyhound race commentry voice

They're at the starting gates,
Just waiting for the lure to land........... and they're orf
mikey100
mikey100
QLD
1109 posts
mikey100 mikey100
QLD, 1109 posts
6 Sep 2008 9:08am
YUM...AND THIS MEAL COMES WITH ITS OWN DENTAL FLOSS!
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8890 posts
6 Sep 2008 7:09am
Parachute training got a bit more serious with the new penalties for not getting near the target area.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
6 Sep 2008 8:03am
Mohammad wished he'd listened better at the suicide bombers training.
wormy
wormy
QLD
679 posts
wormy wormy
QLD, 679 posts
6 Sep 2008 10:14am
Lets make suicide more exciting than just jumping out of a plane
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
Bondalucci Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
6 Sep 2008 10:27am




sailpilot
sailpilot
QLD
787 posts
sailpilot sailpilot
QLD, 787 posts
6 Sep 2008 12:17pm
Damn, where did I put that Gatorade
OceanBlue64
OceanBlue64
VIC
980 posts
OceanBlue64 OceanBlue64
VIC, 980 posts
6 Sep 2008 12:32pm
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
6 Sep 2008 1:28pm
With his confidence slightly dented from caption Comp #29, Wet Willy thought he could regain some credibility by proving he could actually make a bigger ar$e of himself.





WW-I apologise if you take offence.
OceanBlue64
OceanBlue64
VIC
980 posts
OceanBlue64 OceanBlue64
VIC, 980 posts
6 Sep 2008 2:09pm
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
6 Sep 2008 4:28pm
and so it was , the first kite board was actually a crocodile !!!
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23648 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23648 posts
6 Sep 2008 2:54pm
All the boys in the SAS wished they never told Harry Hardcynt that they thought he was a bit soft..............but he certainly did show them up
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
6 Sep 2008 4:55pm
Bindi liked to spice things up - a kiter every noon at feeding time brought the crowds back to Australia Zoo
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23648 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23648 posts
6 Sep 2008 2:57pm
After 10min crapping himself about the hole in his 'chute, David was no longer concerned...
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
6 Sep 2008 5:03pm
In addition to Oceanblue's entry above:

aw mum, not kiter again.......its so stringy.





[Come on someone had to say it]
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
Bondalucci Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
6 Sep 2008 8:11pm
...... The Great Irish Bank Robbery.......




landyacht
landyacht
WA
5921 posts
landyacht landyacht
WA, 5921 posts
6 Sep 2008 7:03pm
new chapter has been written for the movie Forrest Gump 2
He was there for all the other important events ,why not the birth of Kitesurfing?
" Run ,Forrest ,Run!"
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8890 posts
6 Sep 2008 7:52pm
Damn! I've been set up for another practicle joke... Nice one guys
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23648 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23648 posts
6 Sep 2008 7:59pm
Hey this 'chute is camo..... if I wrap it around me, maybe they won't see me.....
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
Bondalucci Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
7 Sep 2008 1:00am



evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
evlPanda evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
7 Sep 2008 1:08am
He decided to conquer his fear of heights and reptiles all at once.
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
evlPanda evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
7 Sep 2008 1:11am
Boost god damn you, BOOST!!!
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
greenleader greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
7 Sep 2008 1:30am



unfortunately, steve landed on a stingray.
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
7 Sep 2008 1:09pm
greenleader said...


unfortunately, steve landed on a stingray.



LMAO
Amazing to think it's been 2 years since that happened too.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
7 Sep 2008 2:56pm
The very first lofting was purely the product of willpower and beans.
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
Bondalucci Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
7 Sep 2008 4:12pm
Hey guys, did you stop and think that maybe the glass is half full !

- Meet "Rastus the Rednecked Optimist"




sailpilot
sailpilot
QLD
787 posts
sailpilot sailpilot
QLD, 787 posts
7 Sep 2008 4:17pm
Here at Aeroguard we test our tropic strength "no bites guaranteed repellant" to the limit.
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
Wet Willy Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
7 Sep 2008 10:47pm
sausage said...

In addition to Oceanblue's entry above:

aw mum, not kiter again.......its so stringy.





[Come on someone had to say it]


This is the best caption ever!!!!!!
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
Wet Willy Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
7 Sep 2008 10:52pm
Kiting is now safer than ever. Getting torn limb from limb by a hundred cocodiles, however, is still a bit dangerous.
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
Bondalucci Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
7 Sep 2008 11:40pm



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