On three we grab her and throw her into the pot, goat and white woman stew, this is gonna be epic. look at those thighs! she will feed the whole village! I've got dibs on the rump.
"We were horrified", said the local tribesman. "Like a giant eagle he filled the sky shouting, "I am King Lotofwind" as he swooped and taunted the hyenas. Then suddenly the wind stopped...."
