Laurie convened another secret moderators meeting in the Seabreeze lair, deep within the bowels of a 'fishing vessel' anchored off Christmas Island.
"Right you lot, this will be the new moderators structure. We will have two mods for Kitesurf, cause they bicker like pre-schoolers, one mod for windsurfing and one mod combined for SUP and seniors"
...Groucho knew he hadn't trained hard enough on the poker face, yet he was still dismayed at being the first eliminated from the new late-night realty show "Where's Pippa?"
NAUTICAL GENIUS. The proud design team of the 1912 all-in-one windsurfer/seat harness/drysuit is shown here. "It keeps ya dry, and when ya hook the harness lines to the outside of the barrel it spreads the load nicely across yer lower back, but gettin' it on the plane is an absolute sht".
After the success of the last supper the NWO executive committe met for a de-brief
'Well fellow elite - thats another four barrels of mercury enhanced fish and forty cases of genetically modified loaves we off-loaded onto the masses.'
'hang on old chap - it says here in Uncensored 21 (available now at all good news agents) that our arch enemies the Doctorevil and supermac33 are closing in'
'nah gov'ner they'll never catch us, I'll rub our finger prints off this barrel -'
'and I'll rub my finger prints off my fingers'
'keep it under your hats chaps, keep it under your hats'
