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Bender
Bender
WA
2236 posts
Bender Bender
WA, 2236 posts
8 Sep 2010 10:49am
Take it away guys. I hope this is suitable.



evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
evlPanda evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
8 Sep 2010 2:59pm
At festivals like this the undergrowth can be so think professional equipment is often required before love-making.
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
8 Sep 2010 1:59pm
The GFC slashed John Deere's advertising budget, but not his optimism...






knigit
knigit
WA
319 posts
knigit knigit
WA, 319 posts
8 Sep 2010 2:37pm
Rockingham, WA. Where the bloody hell are ya?
sick_em_rex
sick_em_rex
NSW
1601 posts
sick_em_rex sick_em_rex
NSW, 1601 posts
8 Sep 2010 4:57pm







Johnny was looking forward to his tractor pulling
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23645 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23645 posts
8 Sep 2010 5:25pm
The tractor man was much better at pulling...


(EDIT: damn beaten to it!! OK new caption)

Somehow I think the girl with the pink hula hoop has more chance at pulling than the tractor man
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8890 posts
8 Sep 2010 8:32pm
The love tractor was a ruse for Bender, it was actually an ingenious method of avoiding festival toilets, by hiding his colostomy and pee bags.

Bender stopped hiding his lunch in there after a drunken mix up of the bags
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
FormulaNova FormulaNova
WA, 15100 posts
8 Sep 2010 9:20pm



It goes to show that even if you have run out of clothes and your undies are past their use-by date, with a few cardboard boxes and some green paint you can still go to the festival.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23645 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23645 posts
8 Sep 2010 9:35pm
After bombing out at the Wiggles' new member audition, Davo queued up try his Big Green Tractor act at Australia's Got Talent
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
Bondalucci Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
8 Sep 2010 11:53pm
Backward Bob kind of misunderstood his friend's advice, when he was told

"Mate, she likes green, .....definitely dress in green to a tractor"




jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
jermaldan jermaldan
VIC, 1572 posts
9 Sep 2010 12:04am
Well it worked a Glastonbury....
saltiest1
saltiest1
NSW
2568 posts
saltiest1 saltiest1
NSW, 2568 posts
9 Sep 2010 12:13am
jermaldan said...

Well it worked a Glastonbury....




more like woodstock by the look of him.
sailpilot
sailpilot
QLD
787 posts
sailpilot sailpilot
QLD, 787 posts
9 Sep 2010 12:28am
Some tractor's will always be destined to plow the roughest furrows.
Bender
Bender
WA
2236 posts
Bender Bender
WA, 2236 posts
9 Sep 2010 12:23pm
bump!!
DUDE
DUDE
NSW
1132 posts
DUDE DUDE
NSW, 1132 posts
9 Sep 2010 4:08pm
Bob katter as a young man ?
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
9 Sep 2010 4:26pm
"Stump Grinding and Plowing Free"
Bender
Bender
WA
2236 posts
Bender Bender
WA, 2236 posts
9 Sep 2010 4:44pm
I might not have a big di#k but i have got a bloody fast tractor
mclovin
mclovin
SA
724 posts
mclovin mclovin
SA, 724 posts
9 Sep 2010 6:39pm
hey ladies! ive got 1 horse power under the bonnet, wanna see?
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
9 Sep 2010 7:36pm
The annual "wear something over your wetsuit" festival, gets bigger every year..

elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8890 posts
9 Sep 2010 8:38pm
No matter how good your outfit is, you aren't getting laid when wearing man sandles
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
Bondalucci Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
10 Sep 2010 12:25am



"…if you think my Tractor's impressive…….
….. wait 'till you get a look at my Front End Loader !!"
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8890 posts
9 Sep 2010 11:00pm
Bondalucci said...




"…if you think my Tractor's impressive…….
….. wait 'till you get a look at my Front End Loader !!"



or I can make you my back hoe
sailpilot
sailpilot
QLD
787 posts
sailpilot sailpilot
QLD, 787 posts
10 Sep 2010 8:48am
With machinery like this, any kind of hoe will do
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
10 Sep 2010 12:55pm
He had the gimmick down pat, but Earl had to work on his pick-up lines a bit:

"Hey baby, wanna sow some seeds?" and...

"Hey baby, wanna fertilize the crops?"

Didn't seem to work so well for him...
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
10 Sep 2010 1:01pm
[one for the real oldies]

Nigel was always destined to receive a much larger share of Deere John letters in his lifetime.
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
MikeyS MikeyS
VIC, 1509 posts
10 Sep 2010 2:52pm
He'd had the whole farm this way, so Old McDonald figured he'd try it on women.
Bender
Bender
WA
2236 posts
Bender Bender
WA, 2236 posts
11 Sep 2010 12:49pm
I'm calling it as it's good the share the glory around. Anyway after some great entries i keep going back to knigit with his peice of gold. Take it away mate!!

knigit said...

Rockingham, WA. Where the bloody hell are ya?


knigit
knigit
WA
319 posts
knigit knigit
WA, 319 posts
12 Sep 2010 6:59pm
Cheers Bender, gotta love having a WA judge . Will get #150 up and running tonight or Monday.
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