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jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
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jermaldan jermaldan
VIC, 1572 posts
3 Jun 2010 6:52pm
Recent experience has led me to believe that an ass zipper would not be an all together bad idea on a wetsuit. I dont know about the rest of you but when i got to go - I GOT TO GO!!!

Thoughts???
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23649 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23649 posts
3 Jun 2010 5:53pm
duck under water
stretch neck of wettie
stand up so water rushes in around neckline
step out of water
pull out one leg around the ankle.....voila! flush.

Same as post-urination pee flush.

Go windsurf.

flipper4444
flipper4444
VIC
1214 posts
flipper4444 flipper4444
VIC, 1214 posts
3 Jun 2010 7:58pm
hehehe just do it in ya pants
choco
choco
SA
4181 posts
choco choco
SA, 4181 posts
3 Jun 2010 7:31pm
Mark _australia said...

duck under water
stretch neck of wettie
stand up so water rushes in around neckline
step out of water
pull out one leg around the ankle.....voila! flush.

Same as post-urination pee flush.

Go windsurf.




talkin from experience lol

sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
3 Jun 2010 8:36pm
Jermaldan, I think the kiting forum will be able to point you in the right direction
pepe47
pepe47
WA
1382 posts
pepe47 pepe47
WA, 1382 posts
3 Jun 2010 6:51pm
Reminds me of a recent phone conversation
Large muppet: Hows the wind?
YT: pretty constant but it's a bit cold, had to pee in my wetsuit.
Large muppet: Don't worry about that, most people do!
YT: Yeh but I'm standing in the car park!
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23649 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23649 posts
3 Jun 2010 6:57pm
sausage said...

Jermaldan, I think the kiting forum will be able to point you in the right direction


Only those who have been out in proper waves and therefore shat themselves

EDIT: oh I see what you mean - ass access through wettie etc
busterwa
busterwa
3782 posts
busterwa busterwa
3782 posts
3 Jun 2010 7:52pm
pull you wetsuite down to your legs and the aqua nard all you want. i did one the other day...
its more difficult putting the wetsuit back on cause it fill up with water
mineral1
mineral1
WA
4564 posts
mineral1 mineral1
WA, 4564 posts
3 Jun 2010 8:29pm
pepe47 said...

Reminds me of a recent phone conversation
Large muppet: Hows the wind?
YT: pretty constant but it's a bit cold, had to pee in my wetsuit.
Large muppet: Don't worry about that, most people do!
YT: Yeh but I'm standing in the car park!


When I work out who YT is, then this is going to be even funnier
There is one other lad, bit of a top gun who was busting on a run back from Peli to Melville, just did it on the fly he said then fluffed a gybe so it washed out..... fortunately
Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
Sailhack Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
3 Jun 2010 10:51pm
Mark _australia said...

duck under water
stretch neck of wettie
stand up so water rushes in around neckline
step out of water
pull out one leg around the ankle.....voila! flush.

Same as post-urination pee flush.

Go windsurf.




I'd like to see anyone do that this time of year in Vic!

...might need a big flush of water to clear out a No.2!!!
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14954 posts
Gestalt Gestalt
QLD, 14954 posts
3 Jun 2010 10:57pm
huggies little swimmers



need i say any more. [}:)]
flipper4444
flipper4444
VIC
1214 posts
flipper4444 flipper4444
VIC, 1214 posts
3 Jun 2010 11:05pm
GusTee
GusTee
NSW
266 posts
GusTee GusTee
NSW, 266 posts
3 Jun 2010 11:40pm
sausage said...

Jermaldan, I think the kiting forum will be able to point you in the right direction


good call...
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23649 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23649 posts
3 Jun 2010 10:13pm
Sailhack said...

Mark _australia said...

duck under water
stretch neck of wettie
stand up so water rushes in around neckline
step out of water
pull out one leg around the ankle.....voila! flush.

Same as post-urination pee flush.

Go windsurf.




I'd like to see anyone do that this time of year in Vic!

...might need a big flush of water to clear out a No.2!!!


Whoa hang on.

So do the Vic mob flush out the piddle in winter?
Perhaps a thread in it's own right?
windsufering
windsufering
VIC
1124 posts
windsufering windsufering
VIC, 1124 posts
4 Jun 2010 12:32am
go to the toilet before you put your wet suit on
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
greenleader greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
4 Jun 2010 12:51am
jermaldan said...

Recent experience has led me to believe that an ass zipper would not be an all together bad idea on a wetsuit. I dont know about the rest of you but when i got to go - I GOT TO GO!!!

Thoughts???


i would imagine that an arse (sic) zipper would mean that you have to poo!

peeing in a wettie is nice and warm, i would imagine pooing out of an arse zip would result in pooey zipper teeth.

catching your pubes in the zip maybe fun too.

good luck in your quest jermie.
westhammer
westhammer
WA
507 posts
westhammer westhammer
WA, 507 posts
3 Jun 2010 10:52pm
No need for a built in ass zipper,the butterfly affect prior to ya session should do the job,,,but iff ya get caught out and in the split seconds ya sphincter throbs to the uncontrolable beat of a 20ft chaser,,then let it go ,,but try to stay focassed,and when ya make shore stay down wind from da boyz!
flipper4444
flipper4444
VIC
1214 posts
flipper4444 flipper4444
VIC, 1214 posts
4 Jun 2010 2:16am


pepe47
pepe47
WA
1382 posts
pepe47 pepe47
WA, 1382 posts
4 Jun 2010 7:59am
mineral1 said...

pepe47 said...

Reminds me of a recent phone conversation
Large muppet: Hows the wind?
YT: pretty constant but it's a bit cold, had to pee in my wetsuit.
Large muppet: Don't worry about that, most people do!
YT: Yeh but I'm standing in the car park!


When I work out who YT is, then this is going to be even funnier
There is one other lad, bit of a top gun who was busting on a run back from Peli to Melville, just did it on the fly he said then fluffed a gybe so it washed out..... fortunately


Yours Truly


Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
Sailhack Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
4 Jun 2010 10:04am
Mark _australia said...

Whoa hang on.

So do the Vic mob flush out the piddle in winter?
Perhaps a thread in it's own right?


Nah, we just wait until the wee freezes, then snap it off!
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
jermaldan jermaldan
VIC, 1572 posts
4 Jun 2010 10:11am
Need a zipper or a flap. Its a accident waiting to happen.

ka222
ka222
VIC
633 posts
ka222 ka222
VIC, 633 posts
7 Jun 2010 10:27am
jermaldan said...

Need a zipper or a flap. Its a accident waiting to happen.




Next time you are in at RPS ask the boys about the 'Rubber Knight'
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
jermaldan jermaldan
VIC, 1572 posts
7 Jun 2010 11:04am
ka222 said...


Next time you are in at RPS ask the boys about the 'Rubber Knight'


for real?
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
jermaldan jermaldan
VIC, 1572 posts
7 Jun 2010 11:08am
Or one of these babys!!!

Ok even without the ass crack, i reakon that it would be the essence of coolness looking like Capitan Kirk on a windsurfer!!!

bananalover
bananalover
WA
49 posts
bananalover bananalover
WA, 49 posts
7 Jun 2010 12:56pm
You wouldn't want to try the flush in Queensland during jelly fish season. That could end rather badly!
ka222
ka222
VIC
633 posts
ka222 ka222
VIC, 633 posts
7 Jun 2010 3:00pm
jermaldan said...

ka222 said...


Next time you are in at RPS ask the boys about the 'Rubber Knight'


for real?


No joke!!!
a certain customer who buys wetsuits for purposes other than windsurfing!!
actually I think you can YouTube it?
saltiest1
saltiest1
NSW
2568 posts
saltiest1 saltiest1
NSW, 2568 posts
7 Jun 2010 5:54pm
i think everyone has missed the hole idea and let it slip through the crack. what a stinker.
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
jermaldan jermaldan
VIC, 1572 posts
8 Jun 2010 7:07pm
ka222 said...

jermaldan said...

ka222 said...


Next time you are in at RPS ask the boys about the 'Rubber Knight'


for real?


No joke!!!
a certain customer who buys wetsuits for purposes other than windsurfing!!
actually I think you can YouTube it?



What??? like kitesurfing??? What a knob!
K Dog
K Dog
VIC
1847 posts
K Dog K Dog
VIC, 1847 posts
9 Jun 2010 12:15pm
funny as

Aqua turds aren't easy, and this time of the year one would have some very difficult birthing... also depends on the Katie Kurick factor.... if its over 80 kuricks you could be in serious trouble.... If you have been eating a lot of chinese take away, there could be further complications at birth....

best to drink heaps of coffee before your sesh - then find a little scrub near a jogger track and do what must be done.

Side note: Urine kills your wetsuit... the high amonia(?) levels ruin the fabric.....
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
jermaldan jermaldan
VIC, 1572 posts
9 Jun 2010 12:25pm
K Dog said...



best to drink heaps of coffee before your sesh - then find a little scrub near a jogger track and do what must be done.




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