Poke the end of fishing rod into you eye socket while riding a motorbike through the bush.

(did it as a teenager)

Go in for a sliding tackle at soccer, dig your foot in the grass, bend your toes back so they touch your calf........ligaments

dislocate your shoulder while jumping swell way out the back, also knowing you have to put it back in so you can sail back in...

dralyagmas said...

dislocate your shoulder while jumping swell way out the back, also knowing you have to put it back in so you can sail back in...

Been there mate

king of the point said...


Stepping really hard onto a Cobbler........

Yep for sure, you know your alive when you get a good dose.

Revhead said...

Having only 2 or 3 sails all season, none since Nov last year, just no wind.

Ouch.


The timeless classic: having heart ripped during by a girl you've hung out with and fancied for ages when she sleeps with a complete knob instead of you (because he's got a car/sponsor/cool hair/drugs etc).

Paper cut on tongue when licking envelope.

having a pint glass rammed into your face. 3 layers of stitches, touched my own skull with my finger. then, three or four days later, bent down to pick up a steel billet at work and bumped heads with a guy who was bending down to pick up the same billet. fudge me dead it 'urt.

is that why you look like you do mark?

Mark _australia said...

Lying under a car, using angle grinder to cut off a nut from a bolt thru the floor. Red hot nut drops into the guard (the grinder is upside down remember)and flies out when the blade flicks it out.... bounces off a crossmember and the red hot nut inserts itself ALL the way up my nose.

Try to pull the f*^* B*^% of a thing out with needle nose pliers with head under a running tap and blood, snot and sh!t running out my nostril.

Hurts.

LMAO heheheeheh

windsurfing: slamming into a sand bank, back foot getting caught and breaking my ankle, big ouch.

Non windsurfing- biggest ouch - childbirth x2

Getting dragged behind a boat like a lure, with a long valve from a truck tube stuck in my arm, and my mate's p*ssing themselves laughing not knowing what's going on.
Finally getting them to stop so I could get the valve out, only to watch my blood shoot out like a fountain from cut artery, in the middle of a dam.
No pain after that, but had to get to a phone, wait for ambulance, then over an hour trip to hospital for emergency surgery.

Also a head on car accident with a drunk driver when 19, still get pain in my ankle at 53, hope he dies a painful death one day. DON'T DRINK & DRIVE !

Also had jaw broken & dislocated from another drunk in front of home, head cracked open going over rapids, plurasy last year (worst pain ever by far) etc etc

firiebob said...

Getting dragged behind a boat like a lure, with a long valve from a truck tube stuck in my arm, and my mate's p*ssing themselves laughing not knowing what's going on.
Finally getting them to stop so I could get the valve out, only to watch my blood shoot out like a fountain from cut artery, in the middle of a dam.
No pain after that, but had to get to a phone, wait for ambulance, then over an hour trip to hospital for emergency surgery.

Also a head on car accident with a drunk driver when 19, still get pain in my ankle at 53, hope he dies a painful death one day. DON'T DRINK & DRIVE !

Also had jaw broken & dislocated from another drunk in front of home, head cracked open going over rapids, plurasy last year (worst pain ever by far) etc etc

bob just wanted to show off his guns
you should be in the calendar

Thatnks for all the laughter you w^nkers .... my mates were laughing and calling me puff the magic dragon.

Intense pain is OK (just) until you cannot remove the pain causing object!!!

PS apparently they could see the glow thru my nose.....

kid brother loosens quick release on the front wheel of my bike, as a joke

Unaware of the above...i ride bike at full speed and do a small jump off curb...

for a fraction of a second i see front wheel fly off then proceed to catapult and faceplant into the road, with feet still securley attached into pedals...

thanks bro