Wet Willy said...puffin said...
Clearly I am suffering from wind deprivation.
Clearly.

Dreaming about/making/buying and/or and experimenting with bizarre, unnecessary and probably useless gear is a classic symptom!
When it's windy, people grab their favourite gear and GO!
as per Hardie's definition of
Wind deficiency syndrome:An affliction known to cause mood changes,
bouts of extreme boredom,
impulsive behaviours such as buying windsurfing
equipment which won't be used,
excessive internet use, negative thinking,
weight gain, lethargy, daydreaming,
and the occasional bout of interpersonal conflict.