Splinter Caption Competition #2

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knot board
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
QLD, 1241 posts
21 Jul 2008 8:53am
Get in quick, this one will close when bondaluci realises he won the last competition.

I just needed my daily fix, so go ahead make me laugh.....



elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
21 Jul 2008 7:08am
This is the "Jump programme" right?
sailpilot
sailpilot
QLD
787 posts
QLD, 787 posts
21 Jul 2008 9:41am
That road doesn't look so hard from up here !
Greenroom
Greenroom
WA
7608 posts
WA, 7608 posts
21 Jul 2008 8:10am
!@#$%$^#@%@$#%@^!%@$#%@^!!^@%@^!%@%!!@@%^#^#^#@%!!
555
555
892 posts
555 555
892 posts
21 Jul 2008 8:20am
What I really need right now is a big kite... and some boardshorts!
red
red
VIC
741 posts
red red
VIC, 741 posts
21 Jul 2008 10:29am
"there is no spoon!.. there is no spoooooon!"
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
21 Jul 2008 10:33am
Ballet Boys performance was interupted when one of the audience threw a bike at him...
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
21 Jul 2008 11:20am
"ET you BASTARD"
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23645 posts
WA, 23645 posts
21 Jul 2008 9:42am
Dude, who tied my shoelace to my handlebars!!????? Not cool man!!


(The Darwin awards look even better this year....Only one in the whole mob can afford a helmet yet they all have $150 shoes, $100 tshirts, $600 bikes etc.)

Fraggle
Fraggle
WA
72 posts
WA, 72 posts
21 Jul 2008 9:44am
The Crusty Demons World Tour 11 had to be down-scaled after soaring fuel prices hit
$5/L
knot board
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
QLD, 1241 posts
21 Jul 2008 12:42pm
Red Bull gives you wings, only not very good ones.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
21 Jul 2008 1:30pm
turns out this is the same guy from the last caption competition. (cant seem to hang on to his toys).
Bender
Bender
WA
2236 posts
WA, 2236 posts
21 Jul 2008 11:32am
aaahhhhhhh She'll be right, the ramps not that big so i shouldn't jump too far!!!!!
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
21 Jul 2008 1:37pm
Aries: Expect a fall from grace.
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
21 Jul 2008 1:38pm
Luckily I'm wearing clean underpants!
Troppo
Troppo
WA
887 posts
WA, 887 posts
21 Jul 2008 11:42am
look mum no hands
DavMen
DavMen
NSW
1510 posts
NSW, 1510 posts
21 Jul 2008 1:50pm
Look Ma no hands......
Look Ma no feet.....
Look Ma no Teeth........
kitecrazzzy
kitecrazzzy
WA
2184 posts
WA, 2184 posts
21 Jul 2008 11:51am
I shall call this; "The Swan"

Good thing I'm not gonna break my helmet this time
P.C_simpson
P.C_simpson
WA
1492 posts
WA, 1492 posts
21 Jul 2008 12:04pm
"i'm sure there was a landing ramp here somewhere"
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
WA, 2331 posts
21 Jul 2008 12:18pm
From Extreme Darren - "Liam, call Mum!"
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
VIC, 1509 posts
21 Jul 2008 2:22pm
Lying bastards. They said if I avoided the powerlines, I'd be OK.
sick_em_rex
sick_em_rex
NSW
1601 posts
NSW, 1601 posts
21 Jul 2008 5:59pm
Mikhail Baryshnikov does the nutcracker .... and the ballbreaker.....and the faceplanter
sick_em_rex
sick_em_rex
NSW
1601 posts
NSW, 1601 posts
21 Jul 2008 6:00pm
Billy Elliot goes extreme
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
21 Jul 2008 7:12pm

landyacht
landyacht
WA
5921 posts
WA, 5921 posts
21 Jul 2008 6:46pm
Are these kids so dumb that they think if they all lean one way the jump wont hurt?
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
21 Jul 2008 9:03pm
knot board said...

Get in quick, this one will close when bondaluci realises he won the last competition.

I just needed my daily fix, so go ahead make me laugh.....






Nice interlude Knot board. I'm trying to figure out how to stick a f@#%'n photo on. Expect official caption #20 any minute soon !

Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
TAS, 2317 posts
22 Jul 2008 12:25am
Somebody get the number of that mountain goat!
knot board
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
QLD, 1241 posts
22 Jul 2008 10:15am
Thanks for the comedic relief!
No need to call a winner for this one, gold star to everyone involved!

Now let's get on with the mainstream competition.
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
22 Jul 2008 10:31pm
Damn it, I'm too late, I lost my password and haven't been on for a while. It's always in the last place you look!
What the he77 was this guy thinking befor hitting the ramp? About now I'd be saying "who ever catches me can keep my bike".
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
TAS, 2317 posts
23 Jul 2008 2:49am
Mr. No-one said...

Damn it, I'm too late, I lost my password and haven't been on for a while. It's always in the last place you look!
What the he77 was this guy thinking befor hitting the ramp? About now I'd be saying "who ever catches me can keep my bike".


...and were you thinking something similar, at the moment when your avatar photo was taken?
walshd
walshd
SA
601 posts
SA, 601 posts
23 Jul 2008 5:03pm
See kids, now do you think helmets aren't cool
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