Seen in ads: the ugliest board ever

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pierrec45
pierrec45
NSW
2005 posts
NSW, 2005 posts
30 Mar 2011 11:04pm
Is this the ugliest board ever or what?

Can't even make out the front from the back, though the little holies for footstraps (I guess??) gives it away.


nosinkanow
nosinkanow
NSW
441 posts
NSW, 441 posts
31 Mar 2011 12:36am

It looks French, it would make a great flat water paddle board...then again maybe not.
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
TAS, 2317 posts
31 Mar 2011 12:52am
Umm what's that ropey thing on the front?

(Don't knock it; I'm sure it'll be back in style soon enough)
Chris 249
Chris 249
NSW
3573 posts
NSW, 3573 posts
31 Mar 2011 8:55am
I think it's a Sodim (should be Sodthat). But they did have a worse board - one with a square tail, square rails about 100mm thick - and a fin sticking out SIDEWAYS from each rail.

I assume that the idea was that the board would carve through turns on the fin instead of the rail.
Crash Landing
Crash Landing
NSW
1173 posts
NSW, 1173 posts
31 Mar 2011 9:15am
Wet Willy said...

Umm what's that ropey thing on the front?

(Don't knock it; I'm sure it'll be back in style soon enough)


In Europe/UK you used to have to tie your sail to the mast - incase the UJ broke. Could be that?

Least the sail is in great condition!
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
31 Mar 2011 11:25am
it may be a vecteaur (French)from early 80's.
petermac33
petermac33
WA
6415 posts
WA, 6415 posts
31 Mar 2011 8:37am
if you put slowboat on this board + sail with all the mod cons,carbon boom,fin,da

kine straps etc, i reckon he would still go past most of the mortals on 2010 gear.

K Dog
K Dog
VIC
1847 posts
VIC, 1847 posts
31 Mar 2011 1:25pm
Looks like a fun board actually :P
Al Planet
Al Planet
TAS
1548 posts
TAS, 1548 posts
31 Mar 2011 6:29pm
It makes you realise what a classic the original design was (and no I don't mean any of the protos that were used to remove the Windsurfer patent). I would buy one in an instant if I could find a decent second hand one, they are very rare in Tassi now.
pierrec45
pierrec45
NSW
2005 posts
NSW, 2005 posts
31 Mar 2011 11:26pm
Al Planet said...

It makes you realise what a classic the original design was.


Not that it was the thread, but you're right. Amazing that the original design (late 60s) is still a good one. I use thems old Windsurfers to get in shape in the spring (harness-less in 12-14 knots), teaching, that kinda stuff.

Back to that fugly thing: I have no idea how one could sail that... how could those rails steer that shape without a dagger?
landyacht
landyacht
WA
5921 posts
WA, 5921 posts
31 Mar 2011 8:43pm
given its age, its probably cheap, so buy it, try it , give everybody a report, what is there to lose, it may even be a good buy
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23649 posts
WA, 23649 posts
31 Mar 2011 8:56pm
I reckon it looks good - speed board going one way and waveboard the other
pierrec45
pierrec45
NSW
2005 posts
NSW, 2005 posts
1 Apr 2011 12:56am
LOL you guys really crack me. Buy it, right.
Wouldn't waste a drop of petrol for it, but perhaps if the owner took it to the water for me, as a joke.

I rode a closet door once at Sandringham beach, for the hell of it.
It sorta rode OK once you put a skeg on.

Perhaps the feeling would be similar with that plank.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23649 posts
WA, 23649 posts
31 Mar 2011 10:09pm
Going off the latest trends, put 6 fins in it, advertise it right including a youtube video with euro's riding it with baseball caps on backwards and you'll sell 1000 of them (and 5000 of the fragile "pro" edition)

Trousers
Trousers
SA
565 posts
SA, 565 posts
1 Apr 2011 12:33pm
and that sail!?! maybe it's just perspective of the shot but to me the boom cut-out seems so high up the luff - i imagine the angle of the boom would be extremely far from perpendicular to the mast to go from cut-out to clew!
nev
nev
NSW
58 posts
nev nev
NSW, 58 posts
1 Apr 2011 8:05pm
Its a Sainval, they where a french company from the mid 80's, i had their div 1 board that could beat the more popular dufour wing. I think a bloke from Runaway bay imported them. don,t know what the sail is from.

nev
pierrec45
pierrec45
NSW
2005 posts
NSW, 2005 posts
2 Apr 2011 12:11am
nev said...

Its a Sainval

Yep, someone else just sent me a note to that effect. Didn't even know the name.

A froggy board in the US other than Mistral...
No wonder it sticks out like the proverbial dogs balls.


MrSpaggiari
MrSpaggiari
QLD
241 posts
QLD, 241 posts
3 Apr 2011 8:29pm
i cant tell in which direction to sail it
pierrec45
pierrec45
NSW
2005 posts
NSW, 2005 posts
3 Apr 2011 11:39pm
Well, whatever genius said earlier the underside was made of metal seems to be right. Ditto with whoever said it might be multi-fins.
The poster sent a picture.

You guys are geniuses of windsurfing.

joe windsurf
joe windsurf
1482 posts
1482 posts
4 Apr 2011 7:05pm
wow, i thought the skinny was the front #$%^&*(
it's getting weirder by the minute
my old F2 comet has multiple fin holes, butt usually goes with the standard one
this may be along the same lines

either the fins go in the "front" or this would be a really hard board to ride !!

joewindsurfer.blogspot.com
landyacht
landyacht
WA
5921 posts
WA, 5921 posts
4 Apr 2011 9:21pm
joe windsurf said...

it's for sale in Gatineau, Ontario, Canada for $45

come on, give it a try :-) buy it n ship it down under for $200 :-)

http://montreal.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-sports-bikes-Planche-a-voile-W0QQAdIdZ270538946

joewindsurfer.blogspot.com


buy try , and then make it into a cool coffee table, or hang it from a roofwith some lightbulbs in it.
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