Leech said...
For those who missed the show the lessons were:
-Don't wear shiny stuff in the water as the sharks mistake it for fish
-Don't go swimming with your dog cos they swim too erratic and attract shark
-Don't swim in the Brisbane river
-Make sure you take a big bag of fish with you when you go swimming so you can feed the sharks and keep them happy
-Don't let the sharks get too comfortable with you or they may give you a love bite.
you forgot:-
-Wear a pink mask and snorkel as the sharks don't like the colour scheme
-Imitate a Pommy accent, as there's somethings even a shark won't eat

Of course, the last one was sort of paraphrased...