landyacht said...so which is the cool bit

It has been parked up behind the warehouse down at the docks where nobody can see it.
I think the kid with the yellow wellies was eating a vegemite and twisty sandwitch that got dropped in the parking lot when he got run over.
And look - sky is solid with chemtrails, not just one or two white lines, but solid white chemtrail hell. You are doomed, only thing left to do is wrap the whole van in tin foil.