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sausage

QLD

4874 posts

sausage

QLD, 4874 posts

23 Feb 2009 11:33pm

Yes, it's all about looking the goods.

www.kiteboardingmag.com/article/Beginners/Avoid-Having-Your-Beach-Look-Like-a-Sausage-Factory

[BTW - there's no direct association between this article and my nickname]

airush geoff

974 posts

airush geoff

974 posts

23 Feb 2009 10:35pm

Pity they are not regulation kiting boardies- yellow ones with red polka dots...

nebbian

6277 posts

nebbian

WA, 6277 posts

23 Feb 2009 10:46pm

Now that's no excuse.

Sausage, you're going to have to come clean...

Why were you reading that magazine?

Bertie

NSW

1351 posts

Bertie

NSW, 1351 posts

24 Feb 2009 12:55am

i really need a custom set of boardies now!!!!

Laurie can we please get some seabreeze boardies made in some sweatshop in china that have the red polka dots over yellow, and then you can sell them in the online shop. Guarranteed winner!!!

sausage

QLD

4874 posts

sausage

QLD, 4874 posts

24 Feb 2009 12:04am

nebbian said...

Now that's no excuse.

Sausage, you're going to have to come clean...

Why were you reading that magazine?

Ben,
Was having a look at all active topics in Seabreeze and saw "Sausage Factory" in the kiting section, and being the curious creature that I am wondered WTF.

Actually don't mind reading some kiting posts occassionally - don't get to watch the soapies anymore so I have to get my fix somewhere.

Wet Willy

TAS

2317 posts

Wet Willy

TAS, 2317 posts

24 Feb 2009 1:22am

Sounds like a case of sausage envy!

iantas

56 posts

iantas

56 posts

24 Feb 2009 7:55am

just because they have small sausages that they feel need to cover up to save embarrassment.

555

892 posts

555

892 posts

24 Feb 2009 8:21am

iantas said...

just because they have small sausages that they feel need to cover up to save embarrassment.

It's probably easier to explain wearing boardies, than it is to stuff a couple of balled up socks down the front of a wetsuit once you're wearing it..

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

Richiefish

QLD, 5612 posts

24 Feb 2009 9:44am

ha ha. Its funny because it's true !!!!

Ian K

4169 posts

Ian K

WA, 4169 posts

24 Feb 2009 9:00am

Yes it is true. I've worn boardies over my wettie. Was on a kiting course - and when in Rome.. The hardest thing is putting them on, OVER THE WETTIE, for the first time. Gotta bite your lip

to stop bursting out laughing and attracting even more attention to yourself. After 10 minutes it feels perfectly natural.

But it was a very short stint, now I'm back to windsurfing in opaque shrink wrap. We've got to get over it and become fashionably respectable.

Dawn Patrol

1991 posts

Dawn Patrol

WA, 1991 posts

24 Feb 2009 9:15am

Wow, i never knew that was why other kiters wore boardies over the top.
Didn't they ever go surfing?

Windxtasy

4019 posts

Windxtasy

WA, 4019 posts

24 Feb 2009 10:04am

sausage said...

Yes, it's all about looking the goods.

www.kiteboardingmag.com/article/Beginners/Avoid-Having-Your-Beach-Look-Like-a-Sausage-Factory

[BTW - there's no direct association between this article and my nickname]

Actually I think it's about not looking at the goods...

Windxtasy

4019 posts

Windxtasy

WA, 4019 posts

24 Feb 2009 10:05am

Bertie said...

i really need a custom set of boardies now!!!!

Laurie can we please get some seabreeze boardies made in some sweatshop in china that have the red polka dots over yellow, and then you can sell them in the online shop. Guarranteed winner!!!

That would be so funny!

Windxtasy

4019 posts

Windxtasy

WA, 4019 posts

24 Feb 2009 10:07am

Actually I've always wondered how guys get a wetsuit on over
boardies. It must be a real art.

grumplestiltskin

2331 posts

grumplestiltskin

WA, 2331 posts

24 Feb 2009 10:30am

Windxtasy said...

Actually I've always wondered how guys get a wetsuit on over
boardies. It must be a real art.

????? What the?

Nobody, repeat NOBODY wears a wetsuit OVER their boardies

under the suit its Grundies, swimmers or nothin

Wet Willy

TAS

2317 posts

Wet Willy

TAS, 2317 posts

24 Feb 2009 1:03pm

Apparently these guys have never been surfing, or on a dive boat, or to their local public pool, for that matter.

I don't recall anyone telling Kieren Perkins to put some boardies on over his speedos!

Guys, if it's too small you can always blame the cold.

Sailhack

VIC

5000 posts

Sailhack

VIC, 5000 posts

24 Feb 2009 1:06pm

grumplestiltskin said...

Windxtasy said...

Actually I've always wondered how guys get a wetsuit on over
boardies. It must be a real art.

????? What the?

Nobody, repeat NOBODY wears a wetsuit OVER their boardies

under the suit its Grundies, swimmers or nothin

Generally the budgie-smugglers....unless it's Sunday, then it's...NO-UNDY-SUNDY!

Ian K

4169 posts

Ian K

WA, 4169 posts

24 Feb 2009 11:10am

Wet Willy said...

I don't recall anyone telling Kieren Perkins to put some boardies on over his speedos!

Yeh but put a harness on him and it suddenly becomes a fashion tragedy.

Windxtasy

4019 posts

Windxtasy

WA, 4019 posts

24 Feb 2009 12:05pm

grumplestiltskin said...

Windxtasy said...

Actually I've always wondered how guys get a wetsuit on over
boardies. It must be a real art.

????? What the?

Nobody, repeat NOBODY wears a wetsuit OVER their boardies

under the suit its Grundies, swimmers or nothin

I had such a good laugh over that.

Obviously I am not observant enough.

My son wears boardies under his wetsuit!

airush geoff

974 posts

airush geoff

974 posts

24 Feb 2009 12:11pm

Windxtasy said...

grumplestiltskin said...

Windxtasy said...

Actually I've always wondered how guys get a wetsuit on over
boardies. It must be a real art.

????? What the?

Nobody, repeat NOBODY wears a wetsuit OVER their boardies

under the suit its Grundies, swimmers or nothin

I had such a good laugh over that.

Obviously I am not observant enough.

My son wears boardies under his wetsuit!

Is your son a closet kite surfer ??????????????

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

MikeyS

VIC, 1509 posts

24 Feb 2009 2:25pm

I think it's un-Australian not to make the beaches look like sausage factories. In fact, it's a bloody duty. And until our nation's greatest sportsman cover the snag, I'll never, repeat NEVER, wear boardies over my wetsuit clad tackle.

Bugger, could't find a bigger photo to ram home the point, but you know what I'm saying.

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

evlPanda

NSW, 9207 posts

24 Feb 2009 2:31pm

Now, I'm going to guess most kiters are young. Yes?

So let me get this straight. They cover up any bulge in their wetsuit,
but they'll happily walk through a shopping centre with their arse hanging out for all to see?!

climber

NSW

1125 posts

climber

NSW, 1125 posts

24 Feb 2009 2:52pm

MikeyS said
"I think it's un-Australian not to make the beaches look like sausage factories. In fact, it's a bloody duty. And until our nation's greatest sportsman cover the snag, I'll never, repeat NEVER, wear boardies over my wetsuit clad tackle."

It seems royalty agrees with you Mikey..and was impressed.. totally Australian and worth the effort

sausage

QLD

4874 posts

sausage

QLD, 4874 posts

24 Feb 2009 1:55pm

MikeyS said...

I think it's un-Australian not to make the beaches look like sausage factories. In fact, it's a bloody duty. And until our nation's greatest sportsman cover the snag, I'll never, repeat NEVER, wear boardies over my wetsuit clad tackle.

Bugger, could't find a bigger photo to ram home the point, but you know what I'm saying.

MikeyS,
I think that photo is big enough as it is.

[Edit] Climber - you had to go and spoil my lunch (but it did make the Princess think of hers)

myusernam

QLD

6158 posts

myusernam

QLD, 6158 posts

24 Feb 2009 4:11pm

climber said...

MikeyS said
"I think it's un-Australian not to make the beaches look like sausage factories. In fact, it's a bloody duty. And until our nation's greatest sportsman cover the snag, I'll never, repeat NEVER, wear boardies over my wetsuit clad tackle."

It seems royalty agrees with you Mikey..and was impressed.. totally Australian and worth the effort

i reckon these guys fluffed themselves up for the medal ceromony! what a crack.

I'm all for wearing my old stinger suit with nothin un under. Arse all thin and rubbed through. holes everwhere with pubes hangin out. At least when the young kiters say "sick" it is in the sorrect use of the term.

P.C_simpson

1492 posts

P.C_simpson

WA, 1492 posts

24 Feb 2009 3:30pm

So they are saying that the kiters are all walking around looking at each others crotches? sounds a bit like Mardi Gras to me..

theDoctor

NSW

5786 posts

theDoctor

NSW, 5786 posts

24 Feb 2009 6:08pm

Sailhack said...

Generally the budgie-smugglers....unless it's Sunday, then it's...NO-UNDY-SUNDY!

aaahhh hahahahaa... no undy sundy

i tried that one on the missus, but she said i'm already gettin away with no undy mundy, tusdy, wensdy, thursdy, fridy, satdy.

as for boardies under wetties, yet to see that, but have noticed boxers under wetties....
whats up with that, isn't it kind of redundant. don't we wear undies or smugglers to keep the tackle in place...?
as i'm sure you're all aware, be there nothing more painful than lying on a nut...

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

Richiefish

QLD, 5612 posts

24 Feb 2009 5:37pm

evlPanda said...

Now, I'm going to guess most kiters are young. Yes?

So let me get this straight. They cover up any bulge in their wetsuit,
but they'll happily walk through a shopping centre with their arse hanging out for all to see?!

So ya reckon the young kiters are covering up their unwanted stiffies,

, rather than their lack of genital size ???? You may have finally figured out the mystery.

Then as they get older they forget why they're doing it.

..Eureka !!!

iantas

56 posts

iantas

56 posts

24 Feb 2009 9:21pm

Richiefish said...

So ya reckon the young kiters are covering up their unwanted stiffies,

, rather than their lack of genital size ???? You may have finally figured out the mystery.

Then as they get older they forget why they're doing it.

..Eureka !!!

maybe its a combination of covering up there lack of size when they have a stiffie. nothing worse than all those girls seeing you have a tiny hard on........no chance of getting laid then

cranky

440 posts

cranky

440 posts

24 Feb 2009 10:27pm

There is some rather strange stuff going on with the younger generation maybe it's the hormones in the chicken or all that energy drink they live on, what with the whole hair removal thing, the lady man skin/hair product advertising in surf mags, the wearing of pants around the crutch (which I understand originated in mexican jail system to let other inmates know that you are up for a bit of man action) and now the hide your snagger thing makes me think they are becoming lady boys.

Wet Willy

TAS

2317 posts

Wet Willy

TAS, 2317 posts

25 Feb 2009 1:25am

cranky said...

There is some rather strange stuff going on with the younger generation maybe it's the hormones in the chicken or all that energy drink they live on, what with the whole hair removal thing, the lady man skin/hair product advertising in surf mags, the wearing of pants around the crutch (which I understand originated in mexican jail system to let other inmates know that you are up for a bit of man action) and now the hide your snagger thing ...

Let us not underestimate the influence of pornography, distributed wideley and freely through the World Wide Web...insidiously warping minds with it's evil...twisting all and sundry into wicked perverts...filling our minds with images of depravity...encouraging lustfulness and base, self-gratifying behaviour...

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