Army protocol for snakebite treatment (RAIDS) 1. Restrain the patient 2. Administer pain relief (mouth gag) 3. Immobilise the limb 4. Disinfect the wound by pouring Coke on it 5. Suck out the poison.
Andre Agassi: "Hey Doc, had this wierd dream I was in the bush and some chick was biting off my leg, while Ross kemp was holding my arm and laughing at me. Think that means I gotta stop with the Crystal Meth?"
Unfortunately Private Parts, Major Head and General Pleasure had to appear before the disciplinary tribunal after a few unfortunate grammatical errors in the Incident Report....
