The Cafe at Wellington Point (QLD) decided that if the kiters were going to keep landing in the cafe they might as well make it easy for them. (easier clean up too)
"Power lines in place?" "check!" "Trees on foreshore?" "check!" "Cars in parking lot?" "check!"
There was a nervous tension in the air now that the judges and audience were in place and waiting expectantly for the carnage to begin, on episode 1 of the latest reality TV show.....
"It's like I said to Judas, they make you walk over water to get a Goddamn booking here! Which I ordinarily wouldn't mind, if it weren't for the holes in my hands and feet..."
