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knot board
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
QLD, 1241 posts
25 Jun 2008 9:29am
Boris hitched up his gear trailer not thinking for a moment it might be the last adventure for his reliable holden.



EDIT> names changed to protect the innocent
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
25 Jun 2008 10:21am
hope was fading fast for the marine biologists - the last three attempts at towing it back out to sea were only met with it beaching itself again. Some alluded to the fact that this species "Balaenoptera Commodoris" was not regarded too highly, others were more optimistic and were holden out for its survival.
mikey100
mikey100
QLD
1109 posts
QLD, 1109 posts
25 Jun 2008 10:53am
Parking lot at Sandy Point.
walshd
walshd
SA
601 posts
SA, 601 posts
25 Jun 2008 10:29am
FAIL
walshd
walshd
SA
601 posts
SA, 601 posts
25 Jun 2008 10:35am
For sale:

Holden VS Commadore. Low Kms, no dents or scratches. Paint in a1 cond. Motor running a bit rough. Slight rust in door seal.
$3500 ono Call Damo on 0421789066

Also available: 6x4 Trailer. Needs new wheel bearings. $500 ono
Fraggle
Fraggle
WA
72 posts
WA, 72 posts
25 Jun 2008 10:15am
Australia...where on a quiet day you can hear holdens rusting.
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
25 Jun 2008 11:18am
I know I parked my car next to this one
walshd
walshd
SA
601 posts
SA, 601 posts
25 Jun 2008 1:22pm
Hey Johnno, do a burnout!!

grandfromage
grandfromage
WA
344 posts
WA, 344 posts
25 Jun 2008 12:00pm
you really can take a commadore just about anywhere.

new bond car perhaps, i dont think miss moneypenny would be too impressed.
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
25 Jun 2008 2:39pm
When satellite navigation fails.
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
VIC, 1509 posts
25 Jun 2008 2:43pm
Mussel car
grandfromage
grandfromage
WA
344 posts
WA, 344 posts
25 Jun 2008 1:45pm
mark webber, in the gravel trap again... tut.
laff77
laff77
NSW
273 posts
NSW, 273 posts
25 Jun 2008 3:49pm
Not all shareholders were convinced that Holden's latest anti-theft system was going to be all that successful.
porka
porka
WA
160 posts
WA, 160 posts
25 Jun 2008 1:51pm
knot board said...





"Try deflating the tyres a bit and starting in second..."
stamp
stamp
QLD
2797 posts
QLD, 2797 posts
25 Jun 2008 4:21pm
"thats the last time i let the bloody dog drive to the beach...."
P.C_simpson
P.C_simpson
WA
1492 posts
WA, 1492 posts
25 Jun 2008 3:11pm
"come on guys give me a push after this next set, it's almost out"
walshd
walshd
SA
601 posts
SA, 601 posts
25 Jun 2008 4:56pm
"See, I told you it wouldnt float with the trailer on"
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
25 Jun 2008 7:09pm
If they didnt want it to go to sea ,they should have called ita "general" instead of a "commodore" ??????
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23648 posts
WA, 23648 posts
25 Jun 2008 6:34pm
After being recovered, the Commie gave new meaning to the word "Holden":

Heaps Of Loud Diff and Engine Noises

(PS: don't think anyone will beat MikeyS' one)
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
25 Jun 2008 8:47pm
Mark _australia said...

After being recovered, the Commie gave new meaning to the word "Holden":

Heaps Of Loud Diff and Engine Noises

(PS: don't think anyone will beat MikeyS' one)


yes, but a mussel car is just compenating for having a small cockle ? aliveo !
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
25 Jun 2008 8:55pm
"wait for it...........any minute now............ Chitty, Chitty...........DOH !"
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
25 Jun 2008 9:00pm
"I'M BOGGED"
waveslave
waveslave
WA
4263 posts
WA, 4263 posts
25 Jun 2008 8:18pm
knot board said...





The ultra surf check. ^^^

elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
25 Jun 2008 8:36pm
Houston, I think we have a problem
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
25 Jun 2008 8:59pm
She'll be right mate
snides8
snides8
WA
1731 posts
WA, 1731 posts
25 Jun 2008 9:01pm
some one should of told him that when they need tyres for the artificial reefs they should remove the car from the tyres first....
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
25 Jun 2008 11:10pm

"....tide is high
and the Holden's gone,
I'm gonna have to get
another one...."


-in my best Debborah Harry voice
Greenroom
Greenroom
WA
7608 posts
WA, 7608 posts
25 Jun 2008 11:05pm
evlPanda said...

The Commodore and its beaten trailer will form a cocoon from the sand.
Then, in a few weeks, it will emerge from the cocoon and continue its life as a shiny new Sandman.

3 weeks later:



Very clever
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
25 Jun 2008 11:16pm
waveslave said...

knot board said...





The ultra surf check. ^^^




Rockingham surfcam hay?
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
25 Jun 2008 11:42pm
Once upon a time in Rockingham...


RRRRRRRRRRRRR................RRRRRRRRRRRRRR................... RRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Barry; "Damn, it's f#*$'n flooded!"
Sheela; "I f#*$'n told you we should have dumped the rubbish at the f#*$'n tip!!
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
25 Jun 2008 11:47pm
evlPanda said...

The Commodore and its beaten trailer will form a cocoon from the sand.
Then, in a few weeks, it will emerge from the cocoon and continue its life as a shiny new Sandman.


3 weeks later:



(Why are mine always nature doco sendups?)


a car much prized by goat boaters as it is the only vehicle which can make a wave ski look cool
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